1 Word Story

[Ser Clegane]

the muffin and decided to

[ErikJansen]

kick

[Sigurd]

the doughnut in the

[Demon of Light]

frosting.

[Brutal DLX]

That hurt badly, so

[Sigurd]

while bleeding jelly all over the place the doughnut in turn

[Ser Clegane]

bit the muffin

[Leet Eriksson]

on the leg

[Shahed]

and begged

[Ser Clegane]

"hit me ... call me dirty names"

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

The horrified onlookers

[71-hour Ahmed]

called on the moderators

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

to join in. Kraellin

[Ser Clegane]

gracefully

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

put the boot into

[Leet Eriksson]

the muffin

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

The police arrived

[Demon of Light]

and wanted to know what Kraellin

[Leet Eriksson]

did to the muffin...

[Demon of Light]

Kraellin tried to explain but

[71-hour Ahmed]

to no avail: they



(big king: I hate to seem insulting but everytime i look at that avatar I think: he looks like a big bad tempered beardy. Hope it isn't really like you)

[Ser Clegane]

bound and gagged him

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

and shipped him off(I'm only fourteen-I don't need to shave every day yet, yet alone grow a beard http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

[Sigurd]

to Australia

[LRossaLordJimi]

Near Melbourne (miss 1word history spam http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )

[Sigurd]

where he thought it was cold and travelled north to Brisbane in the Sunshine State http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

where he died a slow and painful death

[Demon of Light]

(Poor Kraellin&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

In the sky above

[Leet Eriksson]

god appeared...

[71-hour Ahmed]

and coughed up a furball

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

which contained pure

[71-hour Ahmed]

aluminium foil

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Then a huge fish

[MonkeyMan]

http://muchos.co.uk/members/Richh/monkey%20spam.GIFed

[TosaInu]

The shameless thread only had 3,261 posts ( http://www.totalwar.org/tosa/ShamelessThread.zip 550 kb of zipped html).

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

WOOOOOO We have beaten the shameless spamming thread I guess this makes this officially the longest topic in .Org history. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[71-hour Ahmed]

Victory

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

Time to start a new one

[71-hour Ahmed]

one Frankenspam at a time please, the universe can't hold two.

[Brutal DLX]

The thread arose and spoke "I shall never die"

[LRossaLordJimi]

So 1Word History will never stop...and continue with...

[LRossaLordJimi]

with Kreallin wake up and realize he was dreamin http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[71-hour Ahmed]

Hes been asleep all this time? Impressive, most impressive.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

said Yoda

[Demon of Light]

as Darth Vader

[Demon of Light]

said "Kraellin, I am your father."

[Demon of Light]

(I did some backtracking to see who officially tied and beat the record for longest .org thread. Big King Sanctaphrax tied the record with the 3261st post and 71-hour Ahmed broke it with the 3262nd post)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Kraellin fled

[Demon of Light]

after Darth Vader

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

insulted his(Whoo Do me an Ahmed get some kind of award?)

[71-hour Ahmed]

girly hairdo

(Big King _ the prize is a one of the below each for every post in this thread - delivered onto our houses by Hercules. edit: plus your link is broken - Outwar is gone?)

http://muchos.co.uk/members/Richh/monkey%20spam.GIF

PS: notice the contents that this can has in it on the label below the spam pic. Monkeyman is using his brothers and sisters as a foodstuff)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

, calling it(What a seriously sick dude...)

[71-hour Ahmed]

"worse than my old crappy Padawan ponytail, and thats saying something"

(then again he is a moderator, cruelity is normal for them)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Meanwhile in Birmingham(It works fine for me)

[Ser Clegane]

some cardboard policemen saw

[Dîn-Heru]

a burgler and ( big king's link work for me too, I have now managed to give him a total of three thugs ( from me that is)) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the purchase of

[Dîn-Heru]

1 kg of

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

SPAM,
made with prime cut of british monkey that is,

[Rob The Bastard]

quite tasty


..........................................................................................
....

Cruel? I have not yet begun to be cruel
MMUUUHAHAHAHAHAhaaaaaaa http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Postino]

and for desert

[Ser Clegane]

some squishy

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

thugs

[Leet Eriksson]

spammed

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

into pate

[LRossaLordJimi]

Like this http://www.nt.net/~toby/spam.jpg http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Demon of Light]

. MonkeyMan, in a fit of rage,

[theKyl]

shot DoL

[Nowake]

and himself

[71-hour Ahmed]

but mysteriously failed to die. ZombieMonkeyMan

[Ser Clegane]

went berserk

[Sigurd]

in a china house

[some_totalwar_dude]

in the warm snow... (wait somethings wrong about that http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif )

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

.Angered by _Dude's oxymoron, ZombieMonkeyMan

[Dîn-Heru]

then

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

procrastinated

[Dîn-Heru]

playing with

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

fire

[Dîn-Heru]

And a good thing was that, as

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the fumes

[Postino]

made me talk real low, like a 500 pound

[Demon of Light]

(LOL Kyl)

[Ser Clegane]

squirrel

[theKyl]

shaking a milkshake (does that fit?)

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Sigurd]

. Suddenly Kurt Wagner from X-Men pfffed into

[71-hour Ahmed]

existence, wearing an afro

[Dîn-Heru]

and an

[some_totalwar_dude]

I love monkeys more that anything else on the entire world exept for orange juice, chocolat and a lot of other things. T-shirt

[Dîn-Heru]

On the backside of the T-shirt it said:

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

'This is my back. Worship it.'

[some_totalwar_dude]

and send flowers to my house everyday

[Sjakihata]

or

[some_totalwar_dude]

I'll send evil monkeys to your house that sing the cheeky song al day long.

[AggonyShim2]

*end quote*

[ErikJansen]

*flicker*

This is not over yet http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

[Sigurd]

It does not say that on the back of his T-shirt... it says:
KICK MY BIG FAT @SS

this for hijacking the Kurt Wagner story... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif
hehe http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

[Krasturak]

Gah

[Brutal DLX]

said Krast and

[Ser Clegane]

decapitated

[Dune]

ME

[Sjakihata]

no understood

[Dîn-Heru]

what

[Dîn-Heru]

happened.

( there 65 posts in this thread. You may close it now. I have posted my last word in this story. ( I think ) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif)

[some_totalwar_dude]

in

[Alrowan]

this world

[Demon of Light]

but Demon of Light saw Dune decapited and knew someone needed shooting.

[Negative]

Need

[Negative]

to

[Negative]

get

[Postino]

500

[Negative]

before

[Negative]

they

[Negative]

close

[Negative]

this

[Negative]

thread

[Negative]

Only

[Negative]

30

[Negative]

more

[Negative]

to

[Negative]

go

[Negative]

until

[Negative]

I (Negative)

[Negative]

hit

[Negative]

500

[Negative]

posts

[Negative]

Wow

[Negative]

Only

[Negative]

18

[Negative]

more

[Negative]

posts

[Negative]

until

[Negative]

500

[Negative]

posts

[Negative]

is

[Negative]

reached.

[Negative]

I (Negative)

[Negative]

am

[Negative]

only

[Negative]

seven

[Negative]

words

[Negative]

away

[Negative]

from

[Negative]

being

[Negative]

there.

[Negative]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif I'm there http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
Thank you Thank you

I would like to take a moment and thank everyone who made this possible. Me http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Sjakihata]

Thank you Negative...

Now you just ensured that they will close, u just signed the doom of this... gah...

[Negative]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
I've seen some on here do MUCH worse. I was just being an opportunist.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone’s toes, but I've been here much longer than many, and I felt it was time to do a little catching up. I feel I was justified as I rarely spam.

[ErikJansen]

Gah

[71-hour Ahmed]

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif

enjoy the avatar while they let you have it, Negative, for you are




KING OF THE SPAMMERS. ALL HAIL

[71-hour Ahmed]

And you chose the avatar with the yucky hair after all that??? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

[71-hour Ahmed]

http://www.t-shirtking.com/graphics/117-00935.jpg

Your next item of clothing Negative. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif It even has a Viking Invasion theme element to it.

[Negative]

I picked this avatar since it most closely resembled me. Except for the long hair that is.
I'll keep my eyes open for a better one though.

[LordMonarch]

the moustache http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

[Negative]

Fine. I've changed it. Happy?

[Demon of Light]

Now you look like Stormer...

[Sigurd]

Lets try this again shall we...

Suddenly Kurt Wagner from X-Men pfffed in to the bathroom

[Demon of Light]

to fight

[Ser Clegane]

a squirrel invasion

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Johnny Flame from The Fantastic Four(I just saw Negatives posts. Spamtastic&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Brutal DLX]

torched Negative

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

but Negative

[Ser Clegane]

evolved into

[71-hour Ahmed]

a were-squirrel

(heh-heh I love that word)

[Sigurd]

But to no avail, he was of no match to Kurt Wagner and was soon beaten to pulp

[Demon of Light]

Tyr then rose up to challenge Kurt Wagner

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

out-crawling Nightcrawler

[Demon of Light]

The mighty Norse God

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

suffered

[Demon of Light]

at the hands of

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Colonel Sanders

[Demon of Light]

who cruelly repeated the refrain "finger-licking good"

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

until Tyr

[Demon of Light]

drew the Sword of Storms and

[Sjakihata]

got

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

personal

[Demon of Light]

with

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

some extreme

[Demon of Light]

ass-wupping as Colonol Sanders

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

dictated

[Demon of Light]

to his secretary.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the secret

[Demon of Light]

that he dictated

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

of soggy

[Demon of Light]

metallic

[71-hour Ahmed]

fungus

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

was so

[Demon of Light]

encrusted with

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

soy sauce

[Demon of Light]

. Tyr

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

scaled

[71-hour Ahmed]

the walls of

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Constantinople

[Demon of Light]

trying to kill Kurt Wagner and his puissant ally, Colonal Sanders.

[Ser Clegane]

They retaliated by

[Demon of Light]

summoning the Midgard Serpent



(said with apologies to Sigurd Fafnesbane)

[Ser Clegane]

which reluctantly

[Demon of Light]

set off to find Thor

[some_totalwar_dude]

and his goldfish called wanda

[71-hour Ahmed]

and a shrubbery

[Demon of Light]

to complete the quest given by the Knight that say

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

'Be quiet'

[Demon of Light]

( obviously not a Monty Python fan)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

(I love Python But 'knee' was too predictable)

[71-hour Ahmed]

"or else"

(I was wondering how people might play with the Pythonesque comment...)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

'I will'

[Demon of Light]

"say knee"

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

The serpent(Boring, DoL, Boring http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif )

[Demon of Light]

, confronted by Thor,

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

accused

[Demon of Light]

Kurt Wagner

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

of unlicenced

[Sigurd]

hammer wielding

(DoL: you are killing me on # of posts)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

with intent

[Lord Romulous]

to shove it

[Brutal DLX]

down his throat.

[71-hour Ahmed]

(big king and sigurd seem to be related to each other)

[ErikJansen]

(and that scares me)

[Demon of Light]

(big bad scary Viking dressed in ...pink. I think Sigurd's avatar is the flamboyant( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif ) version of Big King's)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

(Me and Sigurd are Brothers...He's the camp side of the partnership http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif )

[Demon of Light]

Kurt Wagner shrugged and

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

ordered

[71-hour Ahmed]

the two hairy brothers

[Demon of Light]

to fight

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

the giant

[Demon of Light]

serpent

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

's wig

[Demon of Light]

. The hairy brothers

[Sigurd]

(riiiight, call names when the wife uses to little bleach on my bloodsoaked tunic... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif )

Bill and Ben

[Demon of Light]

immediately

[_Martyr_]

changed

[Demon of Light]

allegiance and

[some_totalwar_dude]

drunk a

[Brutal DLX]

drink. Or two.

[some_totalwar_dude]

(let's make this more personal

and Brutal DLX

(I'm gonne get shot again http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

[Ser Clegane]

started hugging

[Demon of Light]

a tree

[Devastatin Dave]

filled with wasps...

[Ser Clegane]

The wasps were pretty pi$$ed and

[some_totalwar_dude]

they called the A-team to

[Demon of Light]

create highly sophisticated weaponry out of

[71-hour Ahmed]

toilet tubes, glue, and DaveinKoreas brain-in-a-jar

[Demon of Light]

. Firing highly lethal rounds laced with portions DavidinKorea's poisonous brain

[Sigurd]

,the wasps attacked all creatures within the vicinity

[Brutal DLX]

except for me, for I'm a good runner.

[some_totalwar_dude]

but some_totalwar_dude put out his leg and Brutal DLX fell http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Demon of Light]

after which Demon of Light shoots some_totalwar_dude.

[MrNiceGuy]

Ouch I've been hit...

Medic

[71-hour Ahmed]

Grenade

4....3.....2......1.....

http://www.giant.net.au/users/inkcinct/Web/Australian_Cartoons_List/Australian_Cartoons/2002186_Bill_Heffernan_throwing.gif

[Demon of Light]

Everybody get down NOW