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some_totalwar_dude
05-09-2003, 20:41
*BANG*

so some_totalwar_dude dies nobely after getting shot for the third time in this topic http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif
71-hour Ahmed
05-09-2003, 20:52
ooowww...

dammit, throw grenade downhill, down the hill, not up hill, stupid me...

owwwww
Sigurd
05-10-2003, 02:40
The ground shakes and a dust cloud is seen on the horizon, Demon of Light, Brutal DLX and some_totalwar_dude stops their bickering and look towards a crazed berserker army of 200 000 men shouting their war cries lead by their chieftain Sigurd Fafnesbane, also known as the Berserker Jarl.
Ser Clegane
05-10-2003, 06:34
Oh F*** they thought, and
MrNiceGuy
05-10-2003, 06:53
*click* (load previous save)
some_totalwar_dude
05-10-2003, 16:49
Demon of Light, Brutal DLX, Sigurd Fafnesbane and some_totalwar_dude started playing
Dead or Alive xtreem vollyball... again.
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-10-2003, 18:11
The wobbling
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe
05-11-2003, 05:07
and puzzling
Tenchimuyo
05-11-2003, 05:34
Will this ever end? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
Krasturak
05-11-2003, 10:02
Gniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Matt Deckard
05-11-2003, 13:32
elderberries
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-11-2003, 13:53
pillaged
Major Robert Dump
05-11-2003, 14:00
bottles
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-11-2003, 16:25
of pus
Matt Deckard
05-11-2003, 20:39
and traded them for
some_totalwar_dude
05-11-2003, 20:46
SPAM
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-11-2003, 20:50
coloured mascara
Matt Deckard
05-11-2003, 21:02
which he applied to his
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-11-2003, 21:07
mincer friends
Matt Deckard
05-11-2003, 21:09
Who walked around trying to make love to
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-11-2003, 21:12
castrated
Matt Deckard
05-11-2003, 21:13
monkey butlers
Brutal DLX
05-12-2003, 12:01
And I saw that it was good.
some_totalwar_dude
05-12-2003, 12:39
for now
Matt Deckard
05-12-2003, 13:05
If he plunged his
monkian
05-12-2003, 15:02
stubby finger http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
71-hour Ahmed
05-12-2003, 16:19
where no finger had gone before...
Demon of Light
05-12-2003, 18:17
then it would be
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-12-2003, 18:22
invading
Knight_Yellow
05-12-2003, 18:48
FFS http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif
MarkF
05-12-2003, 20:35
cried
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-12-2003, 20:41
Darren from
some_totalwar_dude
05-12-2003, 20:55
Mikachaukaladiewoodie http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif
Matt Deckard
05-12-2003, 20:55
Nazi Germany
Demon of Light
05-12-2003, 22:30
. Sigurd Fafnesbanes' 200,000 warriors
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-12-2003, 22:33
sucked
Sigurd
05-12-2003, 22:47
the blood out of their fallen enemy’s cut out harts including Big King Sanctaphrax’.
Demon of Light
05-12-2003, 22:57
Unbeknowest to the 200,000 warriors, however,
Brutal DLX
05-13-2003, 08:23
a mighty battlecruiser jumped in from Proxima Centauri
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-13-2003, 12:27
.The warriors
Matt Deckard
05-13-2003, 12:30
Checked their pockets for
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-13-2003, 12:37
Uber-cannons of DOOM
Matt Deckard
05-13-2003, 12:39
But could only find there mincer sticks
Sigurd
05-13-2003, 13:26
that'll be a fine secondary weapon to our two-hands, they laughed, and ate their berserker mushrooms. And as the bloodlust again throbbed in the back of their eyes...
Matt Deckard
05-13-2003, 13:28
The questioned there ability to fight, resulting in
Sigurd
05-13-2003, 13:50
thundering laughter, as they cut the head off of the one who had commented on this.
Matt Deckard
05-13-2003, 15:06
But the head regrew, and Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom
ran from the hoards of warriors screaming like a little girl
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-13-2003, 15:07
.Then the demonic sheep arrived
Matt Deckard
05-13-2003, 15:16
And terrorised the sheperds who had once been there friends
Demon of Light
05-13-2003, 15:32
and so the 200,000 warriors, still intoxicated with bloodlust,
some_totalwar_dude
05-13-2003, 15:53
They screamd: KILL THE SHEEPS AND EAT THEM ALIVE, AND THAN KILL THEM AGAIN or something in that order...
Demon of Light
05-13-2003, 16:06
All at once, the bloody melee between demonic sheep and berserker jarl began.
MarkF
05-13-2003, 18:37
Is that yor final answer?
Demon of Light
05-13-2003, 18:52
shouted MarkF as he too joined the fray.
MarkF
05-13-2003, 19:00
But why
71-hour Ahmed
05-13-2003, 19:49
said he moments before a sheep in tight trousers (pants if you are a yank) gave him the peoples elbow from behind...


http://www.therock.com/photos/images/03.jpg
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
05-13-2003, 20:52
but he reversed it and killed the sheep with a large...
(wrestling is crap)
Matt Deckard
05-13-2003, 20:53
Mega-Ultra-photon Hammer
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-13-2003, 22:18
of blindingly ultimately awesome fantastic brilliance
Sigurd
05-14-2003, 07:55
or in other words: Thor&#39;s hammer
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 08:28
The epic battle between demonic sheep and berserker Jarl ebbed and flowed. MarkF, armed with Thor&#39;s hammer,
Sigurd
05-14-2003, 08:32
called upon the mighty elements to aid them in the battle.
Lightening and thunder soon came upon them
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 08:36
The demonic sheep were faltering before the onslaught. Lightning, thunder, rain and fire poured forth and finally the sheep had no recourse. They called upon Loki to settle the issue.
Brutal DLX
05-14-2003, 08:40
Well, after watching the fight for several hours, the battlecruiser commander finally pushed the red button, thus nuking the whole battlefield while laughing like a madman.
End of that story, meanwhile, in a galaxy far far away,
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 08:47
the cowardly Bob Barker
Sigurd
05-14-2003, 09:42
sh*t himself... but that&#39;s another story.
The army of the 200 000 berserkers suddenly found themselves in Aasgard standing face to face with their allfather
some_totalwar_dude
05-14-2003, 11:31
And elvis presley, ho has been hosting karaoke parties.
Matt Deckard
05-14-2003, 13:04
But being an undead monster, he lost to everyone
MrNiceGuy
05-14-2003, 13:09
until he remembered his secret weapon: The cheeseburger stained sequin jacket of Doom
Matt Deckard
05-14-2003, 13:13
Which lacked godly powers, but
MrNiceGuy
05-14-2003, 14:03
smelled really good, considering Elvis was an undead leader in Asgaard. The smell was so enticing that the entire vanguard of 200,000 started
71-hour Ahmed
05-14-2003, 14:31
eating the Kings rotten unholy undead flesh, which they decided tasted better than McDonalds,
MarkF
05-14-2003, 15:42
but not quite as good as Uncle Beavers pyjamas
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 16:53
. The battlecruiser and the madly cackling commander once again prepared to fire but
Teutonic Knight
05-14-2003, 18:12
then asked "how many posts can this thread hold?"
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-14-2003, 19:17
&#39;IT WILL NEVER END&#39;, Cackled
Dîn-Heru
05-14-2003, 19:26
Big King as he sought to take the throne from Seljuk Sinan.

(to hell with keeping out of this thread, had to insult Big King http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-14-2003, 19:31
with marshmallow(The thread has you now, Din-Heru...)
Dîn-Heru
05-14-2003, 19:34
But Seljuk Sinan was willing to fight for his place as King of the one word story, so Big King had to

(it&#39;s addictive, I need help http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )
Teutonic Knight
05-14-2003, 19:40
**censored**
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-14-2003, 19:41
Sinan with(Don&#39;t act all innocent Din, there are a couple of pages of just you and me. Remember? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 19:44
uncharacteristic
Dîn-Heru
05-14-2003, 19:50
moves ( I did not say that I was innocent in this, but I have "only" posted 68 times. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif )
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 19:52
swiped at BigKing as the bout for
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 19:59
(3583 posts, 144 pages)
Dîn-Heru
05-14-2003, 20:00
(it is insane) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 20:07
(Isn&#39;t it though? Eventually, this whole thread will be so big that it will have to be shut down. It isn&#39;t as though everyone is going to lose interest...)
Dîn-Heru
05-14-2003, 20:11
( people will probably never lose interest. But back to the story)

the throne began

( that&#39;s 70)
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 20:13
Demon of Light rudely intruded and announced that he too is a contender for the throne.
Dîn-Heru
05-14-2003, 20:28
* dramatic voice*

A three way battle would now follow to determine who would sit on the throne as King of the one word story.
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 20:29
Just then,
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
05-14-2003, 20:33
Big King suffered a seizure, and barely had time to press the "Big red button" which would...
Matt Deckard
05-14-2003, 20:35
Destroy the home village of
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 20:35
Kraellin.
Teutonic Knight
05-14-2003, 20:39
Suddenly Teutonic Knight decided that he would conglomerate the entire story into ONE GIANT POST TK would like to remind you that this could take anywhere from 12 to 48 hours, so please be patient.....

meanwhile......
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 20:41
(Lord of Storms got the first 25 pages out a while ago. It might be easier to hunt that down than to do the first 25 pages yourself.)
Matt Deckard
05-14-2003, 20:45
a manic chinese business man created a time machine that brought back bruce lee and jackie chan, both when they had reached their peaks. A fierce battle ensued...
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
05-14-2003, 20:47
Including a goat and a ferret, with very sharp teeth, and..
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 20:51
Just then, Babe Ruth stepped out of the time machine
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
05-14-2003, 20:52
(lol)
Matt Deckard
05-14-2003, 20:53
jackie and bruce fused to become -Mr mega martial art....guy And they kicked the asses of the pathetic animals
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
05-14-2003, 20:54
whilst holding a huge...
Demon of Light
05-14-2003, 21:05
nuclear detonator
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-15-2003, 07:27
linked to
ShadeFlanders
05-15-2003, 07:33
a giant strawberry pie which looked to be
Brutal DLX
05-15-2003, 09:16
exploding any minute now.
Sigurd
05-15-2003, 10:50
The Incredible Hulk stepped out of the time machine and growled... "HUNGRY" he eyed the strawberry pie and before anyone could react he gulped it down and let loose a gigantic *BURP*
Matt Deckard
05-15-2003, 13:01
Then proceeded to EXPLODE everything was covered in green blood, but no one minded because
Sigurd
05-15-2003, 13:03
it tasted like strawberry
Ser Clegane
05-15-2003, 13:52
and smelled like
Matt Deckard
05-15-2003, 14:09
faeces
some_totalwar_dude
05-15-2003, 15:12
Quote[/b] (Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom @ May 15 2003,15:09)]faeces
teenspirit http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Demon of Light
05-15-2003, 15:45
. God himself then appeared and
some_totalwar_dude
05-15-2003, 16:10
he yelled godd@mmit witch bloody @&#036;&#036;h#le made this mess
Matt Deckard
05-15-2003, 16:46
To which bruce-chan replied "he did he did" pointing to dan the dagger man
Demon of Light
05-15-2003, 16:55
God cared not and
Matt Deckard
05-15-2003, 16:57
started doing a hilarious jig screaming "micheal flatney has nothing on me"
Demon of Light
05-15-2003, 17:00
Unfortunately for bruce-chan, the jig was performed on his head.
Matt Deckard
05-15-2003, 17:03
and as bruce-chan unfused, that CRRRAAZZYY business man sent them back to the right time. Then god chased Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom yelling BLASPHEME for implying that he danced in his last post
Demon of Light
05-15-2003, 17:05
Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom tried to explain that
Matt Deckard
05-15-2003, 17:06
He was drunk, VERY drunk, but god
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-15-2003, 17:17
got out his whupping stick
Demon of Light
05-15-2003, 17:28
and was shot by the Demon of Light.
Dîn-Heru
05-15-2003, 18:37
but being
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
05-15-2003, 19:36
2d
Ser Clegane
05-15-2003, 20:13
he survived but was majorly pi&#036;&#036;ed off and
some_totalwar_dude
05-15-2003, 20:51
god continued watching porn...

again...
Demon of Light
05-15-2003, 21:06
but only so that He could truly live up to all the "know all, see all" rhetoric the church spews out.
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
05-15-2003, 21:07
(BLASHPEME) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
05-15-2003, 21:24
When suddenly Bruce Lee turned up again, this time with two sets of nunchaku --~--
Sigurd
05-16-2003, 06:34
He twirled them around making a fancy show impressing all but GOD, who pointed a finger at him and sendt him to H.E. double hockey sticks.
Brutal DLX
05-16-2003, 10:58
Then he teleported back to heaven. Heh.
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-16-2003, 11:49
said the awesome
MrNiceGuy
05-16-2003, 13:32
magic words "Mary Poppins"... which produced an effect so great that
some_totalwar_dude
05-16-2003, 13:50
gods porn tapes stopt playing...
Ser Clegane
05-16-2003, 14:02
and everything went pink
Sigurd
05-16-2003, 14:05
as GOD&#39;s mother&#39;s big butt shaded for the sun
theKyl
05-16-2003, 14:22
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif

and then
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-16-2003, 17:52
APOCALYPSE
71-hour Ahmed
05-16-2003, 17:59
(sound of toilet flushing...then a sigh of relief from the almightly as a large object begins to fall towards earth from the heavens surrounded by water)
Demon of Light
05-16-2003, 19:24
(I wager there aren&#39;t any Christians here...)
71-hour Ahmed
05-16-2003, 20:44
( I sorta am, but the big man is known for his ...interesting... sense of humour)
Matt Deckard
05-16-2003, 20:48
Quote[/b] (Big King Sanctaphrax @ May 16 2003,23:52)]APOCALYPSE
But the four horseman were stopped by everyone who has posted in the one word story
Dîn-Heru
05-16-2003, 20:49
We fought like men possessed
Ser Clegane
05-16-2003, 20:59
by demonic squirrels
Dîn-Heru
05-16-2003, 21:03
and defeated the Apocolypse riders by
Ser Clegane
05-16-2003, 21:09
using sarcasm
Dîn-Heru
05-16-2003, 21:11
The sarcasm caused the riders to
Ser Clegane
05-16-2003, 21:14
throw up in disgust
Matt Deckard
05-16-2003, 21:18
And thier sick gave birth to thousands of hell-spawned demons
Dîn-Heru
05-16-2003, 21:47
But we summoned
some_totalwar_dude
05-16-2003, 22:29
allmighty clinic clowns http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif .... with red,blue,green hads...
Dramicus
05-16-2003, 23:36
just bringing my post count in this thread from 189 to 190....

*whistles innocently as he walks away*......

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
some_totalwar_dude
05-16-2003, 23:39
Quote[/b] (Dramicus @ May 17 2003,00:36)]just bringing my post count in this thread from 189 to 190....

*whistles innocently as he walks away*......

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
what else? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

gonne go to bed it&#39;s 1am

*88 twelfe more to go*
Ser Clegane
05-17-2003, 07:44
Quote[/b] (some_totalwar_dude @ May 16 2003,16:29)]allmighty clinic clowns http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif .... with red,blue,green hads...
... and playing "Jingle Bells" on saxophones ...
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-17-2003, 10:49
...Evil saxophones, that is...
Sigurd
05-17-2003, 14:30
And as they played their...evil saxophones, the puke spawned hell demons
Ser Clegane
05-17-2003, 14:33
with chrome sitars, playing Indian punk music
Sigurd
05-17-2003, 14:36
yelled:
Matt Deckard
05-17-2003, 15:26
im a celebrity, get me out of here (in no way to i endorse this piece if crap show)
71-hour Ahmed
05-17-2003, 17:19
and I&#39;m too rich to die"
theKyl
05-17-2003, 21:28
but then the saxophones
theKyl
05-17-2003, 21:29
stopped playing and...
Dîn-Heru
05-17-2003, 22:02
we were forced to
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-18-2003, 11:43
Explode in a massive saxaphone massacre
some_totalwar_dude
05-18-2003, 12:18
. suddenly scully and mulder showed up
Matt Deckard
05-18-2003, 20:49
and while scully was being "logical", Mulder was pointing at tree&#39;s screaming "ALIENS http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
some_totalwar_dude
05-18-2003, 21:06
but the tree was an ent...
Matt Deckard
05-18-2003, 21:07
And it carried a psychotic clone of pippin, who had a massive sword (double the size of him). He started to chase mulder and scully, but
Demon of Light
05-18-2003, 21:46
the Dogs of War were let loose
some_totalwar_dude
05-18-2003, 21:50
And they ate scully and mulder, so peppin now turned his rage against the ent.
Sigurd
05-19-2003, 05:18
He chipped a piece of the ent&#39;s tree foot, but then realized his fatal mistake as
Brutal DLX
05-19-2003, 10:43
he was exhausted by the weight of the sword after one chop.
Ser Clegane
05-19-2003, 11:19
The Ent effortlessly flung Pippin
theKyl
05-19-2003, 13:13
and kicked him high in the air
theKyl
05-19-2003, 13:13
where he
theKyl
05-19-2003, 13:14
landed on the back of the king of eagles (darn forgot the name)
Ser Clegane
05-19-2003, 13:21
but Gwaihir (I&#39;m a geek I guess http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif ) was not amused and
Matt Deckard
05-19-2003, 13:30
Pecked his eyes out http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
ErikJansen
05-19-2003, 14:11
Now that&#39;s usually
ErikJansen
05-19-2003, 14:12
what us Raven fellas do http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Demon of Light
05-19-2003, 17:00
but notwithstanding that peculiar trait, the Raven fellas
ErikJansen
05-19-2003, 22:28
didn&#39;t mind Gwaihir getting his share of the spoils
ErikJansen
05-19-2003, 22:29
this time http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
ErikJansen
05-19-2003, 22:30
In the meantime...
Demon of Light
05-19-2003, 22:48
the Dogs of War wreaked havoc
Demon of Light
05-19-2003, 22:49
the renewed force of Sigurd Fafnesbane&#39;s berserker jarls.
Sigurd
05-20-2003, 04:48
The fight started badly in favour of the Dogs, but the jarls eventually got the upperhand
Brutal DLX
05-20-2003, 08:30
when suddenly they realised they had actually been nuked some pages ago and aren&#39;t supposed to be living anymore. They dropped dead immediately and went to Walhalla. Meanwhile...
Ser Clegane
05-20-2003, 08:43
the Ent clandestinely started to
Matt Deckard
05-20-2003, 09:44
Jumparound pretending he&#39;s a monkey
Sigurd
05-20-2003, 14:06
giving the "dead" jarls a good laugh.
some_totalwar_dude
05-20-2003, 14:20
The wardogs
Dîn-Heru
05-20-2003, 16:03
Let loose a howl that
Demon of Light
05-20-2003, 16:38
(Brutal DLX: I know they were nuked. That is why I called them the renewed force of berserker jarls)

made
some_totalwar_dude
05-20-2003, 16:56
everybody who posted here
Demon of Light
05-20-2003, 17:07
very
Ser Clegane
05-20-2003, 17:17
horny (well, perhaps not everybody)
Teutonic Knight
05-20-2003, 17:18
Quote[/b] (Demon of Light @ May 20 2003,11:07)](was) very
ugly and had been declared clinically insane...


************************************************************
BTW, I hadn&#39;t had time lately to work on consolidating this thread, but I will work on that within the next 48 hours http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Sjakihata
05-20-2003, 17:21
insanity
some_totalwar_dude
05-20-2003, 18:02
whent home
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
05-20-2003, 19:18
put up his feet and...
Matt Deckard
05-20-2003, 20:35
his feet fell off
Dîn-Heru
05-20-2003, 21:03
what shall I do
some_totalwar_dude
05-20-2003, 21:20
insanity went insane again...
Sigurd
05-21-2003, 06:11
(eh...) When the Dogs of war finished howling, they went and
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-21-2003, 07:12
re-arranged
Brutal DLX
05-21-2003, 09:17
the old song "what shall we do with the drunken sailor?" performed by

(Demon, u cant renew dead jarls, cause they aint gonna leave the mead halls and valkyries in walhalla to fight pathetic wardogs http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
Demon of Light
05-21-2003, 10:05
(For those of you who don&#39;t know, I keep referencing the Dogs of War because I enjoy playing with the Shakespearean quote alot. Big fun http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif [Cry "havoc" and let slip the Dogs of War{with apologies to William Shakespeare for mangling the syntax}])
baz
05-21-2003, 11:16
800 http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Matt Deckard
05-21-2003, 13:10
Quote[/b] (Brutal DLX @ May 21 2003,15:17)]the old song "what shall we do with the drunken sailor?" performed by

(Demon, u cant renew dead jarls, cause they aint gonna leave the mead halls and valkyries in walhalla to fight pathetic wardogs http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
Baron Von Kissalot
Ser Clegane
05-21-2003, 13:13
who - while singing - also juggled with 20 green-yellow striped
Matt Deckard
05-21-2003, 13:17
Elephants
some_totalwar_dude
05-21-2003, 13:17
planes
Matt Deckard
05-21-2003, 13:25
He was juggling Elephant Planes http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Sigurd
05-21-2003, 13:27
and farted after every verse
some_totalwar_dude
05-21-2003, 13:50
witch drawed UN inspectors who begun looking for chemical weapons and dirty magazines.
theKyl
05-21-2003, 16:38
but they didn&#39;t found any and blamed some_totalwar_dude for toxical farting.
theKyl
05-21-2003, 16:39
Therefor he was put to death by a fearsome
some_totalwar_dude
05-21-2003, 16:52
rabbit from Monty Python
Demon of Light
05-21-2003, 17:07
after which, the rabbit is shot by the Demon of Light.
MrNiceGuy
05-21-2003, 17:13
then summarily BBQ&#39;d and served to all in an effort to wean them from a diet of crow and feet
Demon of Light
05-21-2003, 18:03
. To be or not to be
Ser Clegane
05-21-2003, 18:08
or "TaH pagh TaHbe&#39; " , as the Klingons say
Demon of Light
05-21-2003, 19:10
when they
Dîn-Heru
05-21-2003, 19:59
get ready
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-21-2003, 20:52
to PARTAAAAY
Dîn-Heru
05-21-2003, 20:53
from dusk to dawn in a
some_totalwar_dude
05-21-2003, 20:55
underwater base build by docter.Dîn-Heru
Dîn-Heru
05-21-2003, 20:56
who was
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-21-2003, 20:57
The Evil Dr. Heru experimented
Dîn-Heru
05-21-2003, 20:58
with chemical substances, in an evil attempt to
Demon of Light
05-21-2003, 21:07
make the Klingons
Matt Deckard
05-21-2003, 21:08
gay
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-21-2003, 21:09
gelatinous
some_totalwar_dude
05-21-2003, 21:11
dolls

(let&#39;s stop deleting posts)
Dîn-Heru
05-21-2003, 21:17
So that Dr. Dîn-Heru could take

(my name means silent ruler, btw)
Matt Deckard
05-21-2003, 21:22
a silent rule on the klingon planet
(do you see what i did there? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-21-2003, 21:23
of silence.
Dîn-Heru
05-21-2003, 21:25
The silence would only be broken when something unlikely happened, so
some_totalwar_dude
05-21-2003, 21:25
In the mean time the party continued
Matt Deckard
05-21-2003, 21:27
Quote[/b] (Dîn-Heru @ May 22 2003,03:25)]The silence would only be broken when something unlikely happened, so
Dîn-Heru went crazy with a shotgun
Dîn-Heru
05-21-2003, 21:33
it looked as though
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-21-2003, 21:33
12 GAUGE PUMP-ACTION BABY, YEAH
Demon of Light
05-21-2003, 21:35
chaos ensued
Brutal DLX
05-22-2003, 08:24
but in the middle of all that turmoil,
LittleGrizzly
05-22-2003, 08:37
a friendly pen said...
Sigurd
05-22-2003, 08:44
Shall I compare thee to a summer&#39;s day?
theKyl
05-22-2003, 13:55
The Klingons
theKyl
05-22-2003, 13:56
started