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Demon of Light
06-08-2003, 04:57
Dramicus
Dîn-Heru
06-08-2003, 07:39
Who in return
Ser Clegane
06-08-2003, 07:47
prepared to launch
Dîn-Heru
06-08-2003, 08:04
a smurf
Sigurd
06-08-2003, 08:21
called Geir Børresen
Ser Clegane
06-08-2003, 08:27
aka the blue nemesis
Dîn-Heru
06-08-2003, 08:29
and labbetussen (it was he who played labbetussen, right?)
Ser Clegane
06-08-2003, 08:32
Quote[/b] (Dîn-Heru @ June 08 2003,02:29)]and labbetussen (it was he who played labbetussen, right?)
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

(Ser Cleganes ignorance regarding Norwegian culture becomes obvious)
Dîn-Heru
06-08-2003, 08:38
(it was a children's program that exsisted when I was a kid. The only thing I remember from it was that it was about a big hairy dog, called labetussen, and that Geir Børresen was the one who was inside it.)
Sigurd
06-08-2003, 08:43
(that's right Dîn-Heru, he also did the first smurf songs when I was a kid 25 years ago)
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-08-2003, 09:16
. The Smurf missile
Matt Deckard
06-08-2003, 14:28
was as deadly as
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-08-2003, 15:21
a whimsical
Demon of Light
06-08-2003, 22:33
Teletubbies song.
Sigurd
06-09-2003, 04:41
This made Dramicus furious and he proceeded to dance like a
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-09-2003, 07:21
drugged up loon.
Demon of Light
06-09-2003, 07:41
Dramicus' dance was
Dîn-Heru
06-09-2003, 08:43
so intoxicating
Ser Clegane
06-09-2003, 08:47
that many people started to worship him creating a new relidion of
Dîn-Heru
06-09-2003, 08:51
Dramicusism
some_totalwar_dude
06-09-2003, 11:11
his followers build a
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-09-2003, 15:52
east-west divide
Dîn-Heru
06-09-2003, 16:54
to seperate
Monk
06-09-2003, 18:32
the great
some_totalwar_dude
06-09-2003, 20:23
baby bomb bastic boobs are fantastic, makes me wanne roll all night and howle
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-09-2003, 20:45
The Yellow Submarine o' Dramicus
Demon of Light
06-10-2003, 07:38
sailed into the Port of Bunghole
Brutal DLX
06-10-2003, 08:19
which was located on the islands of repeat.
Demon of Light
06-10-2003, 08:33
which was located in the Isles of Repeat
Brutal DLX
06-10-2003, 08:40
and had a department of redundancy department.
Sigurd
06-10-2003, 11:29
(what is this????)
solypsist
06-10-2003, 15:08
pwn3d11
Lord Of Storms
06-10-2003, 15:13
Posts
SeljukSinan 400
Big King Sanctaphrax 349
andy119 342
Demon of Light 290
Dramicus 192
Sigurd Fafnesbane 166
Alrowan 161
Skomatth 155
some_totalwar_dude 132
Dîn-Heru 115
MongolWarrior 106
Stormer 100
Ser Clegane 100
theKyl 83
Postino 76
Lord Of Storms 75
Brutal DLX 75
71-hour Ahmed 67
Kongamato 62
Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom 60
Negative 56
ErikJansen 55
MonkeyMan 53
LittleGrizzly 49
_Martyr_ 41
Gaius Julius 39
Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe 37
Teutonic Knight 35
Heraclius 28
faisal 28
bosdur 26
Zen_Blade 25
Marco 25
Xicote 24
chilliwilli 24
Monk 21
pr Fire 20
daveinkorea 19
AggonyShim2 18
redrooster 18
Mithrandir 16
ELITEofFOGOLIN 12
Sjakihata Akechi 12
baz 11
---- 10
spiffy_scimitar 10
LRossaLordJimi 10
Elwe 10
Rob The Bastard 9
Knight_Yellow 9
Jacque Schtrapp 8
MrNiceGuy 8
mist 8
Muneyoshi 8
Aleborg 7
Papewaio 7
TuffStuffMcGruff 7
Divine Wind 7
MacGregor 6
Exile 6
lonewolf371 5
Swoosh So 5
ELITEofGAZOZ 5
LordTed 5
DemonArchangel 5
MarkF 4
Hosakawa Tito 4
DojoRat 4
Jabberwock 4
LordMonarch 4
Dune 3
Krasturak 3
jones21 3
Lord Romulous 3
Major Robert Dump 3
BDC 3
hrvojej 3
Efrem Da King 2
solypsist 2
Jango Fett 2
Wellington 2
ShadeFlanders 2
Tera 2
Brother Derfel 2
Whitey 2
Rosacrux 2
Foreign Devil 1
rasoforos 1
Magyar Khan 1
Kraellin 1
Shiro 1
ShinKamiizumi 1
monkian 1
Baron von Beer 1
SeveredSoul 1
Knight of the Order 1
TosaInu 1
Redleg 1
The Black Ship 1
NagatsukaShumi 1
A.Saturnus 1
tootee 1
james 1
Goatus Maximus 1
TomThumbKOP 1
Tenchimuyo 1

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some_totalwar_dude
06-10-2003, 16:19
132.... *snif* I'm so proud http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

one third of my posts spend on brainless cr@p http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Dîn-Heru
06-10-2003, 17:07
Only 115 (now 116). I thought it would be more http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-10-2003, 17:12
(back OT)which dealt with
Dîn-Heru
06-10-2003, 17:18
Big King being only 51 posts away from being king of the One word story.
some_totalwar_dude
06-10-2003, 17:30
it grabbed its
Demon of Light
06-10-2003, 20:22
(thanks Lord of Storms)
Demon of Light
06-10-2003, 20:23
Monkeyman.
Matt Deckard
06-10-2003, 21:07
Who's lack of bananas
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
06-10-2003, 21:16
made everyone weap and give him all there money out of guilt
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-10-2003, 22:04
, and a desire to get away from the aroma of
Sigurd
06-11-2003, 03:18
farts from
Demon of Light
06-11-2003, 06:50
the giant
Ser Clegane
06-11-2003, 07:49
green and pink striped
Demon of Light
06-11-2003, 09:04
purple dinasaur.
Brutal DLX
06-11-2003, 09:41
However, seeing the dramatic increase of toxic gases on the isles, the groundskeeper
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-11-2003, 12:37
laid
some_totalwar_dude
06-11-2003, 14:18
his butcheek
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-11-2003, 15:36
on the sacrificial
some_totalwar_dude
06-11-2003, 15:59
bunny rabbit
andy119
06-11-2003, 18:03
you can see (OT: i was once the biggest spammer in here shahed u took my crown http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )
Monk
06-11-2003, 18:17
that the
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-11-2003, 18:46
oversized urinal cakes
Monk
06-11-2003, 19:36
were about to go
Dîn-Heru
06-11-2003, 19:59
heywire
Demon of Light
06-11-2003, 21:06
after
some_totalwar_dude
06-11-2003, 21:13
CHIWAUWAAAA
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-11-2003, 22:01
began to experiment
some_totalwar_dude
06-11-2003, 22:06
CHIWAUWAAA

(I&#39;ll stop after this one... CHIWA.*bang* *hits himself on face*)
Demon of Light
06-11-2003, 23:09
( Demon of Light shoots some_totalwar_dude for misspelling Chihuahua. Shooots himself in case some_totalwar_dude wasn&#39;t trying to spell Chihuahua)
Sigurd
06-12-2003, 03:20
Quote[/b] (Big King Sanctaphrax @ June 12 2003,06:01)]began to experiment
with wicker chairs as a conduit for confused farts.
Brutal DLX
06-12-2003, 08:14
That was the last thing ever heard of them, as
some_totalwar_dude
06-12-2003, 11:30
Quote[/b] (Demon of Light @ June 12 2003,00:09)]( Demon of Light shoots some_totalwar_dude for misspelling Chihuahua. Shooots himself in case some_totalwar_dude wasn&#39;t trying to spell Chihuahua)


(Well chiwauwa is the Dutch spelling of Chihuahua. I never saw that word so I realy didn&#39;t know how to spel it http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif )

back to the story:

the chairs
Monk
06-12-2003, 18:03
began to
Dîn-Heru
06-12-2003, 18:07
dance the tango
Ser Clegane
06-12-2003, 18:44
while a purple anteater whistled
Demon of Light
06-12-2003, 18:51
a Celine Dion song.
Dîn-Heru
06-12-2003, 18:52
enviously
Demon of Light
06-12-2003, 19:45
spying
some_totalwar_dude
06-12-2003, 21:38
sandals
Sigurd
06-13-2003, 01:06
(I&#39;ll just throw in a meaningless word too)
hallucination
Demon of Light
06-13-2003, 05:56
, Carl Jung stabbed Sandal while screaming about shared unconciousness.
Brutal DLX
06-13-2003, 10:10
"Analyse this" said
Dîn-Heru
06-13-2003, 13:31
whilst he drew
Dramicus
06-13-2003, 15:09
The mighty sword of Dramicus

(lol you guys...)
Dîn-Heru
06-13-2003, 15:13
in order to

(whatch&#39;ya laughing at http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-13-2003, 17:06
mildly &#39;nudge&#39;
Monk
06-13-2003, 17:22
his
Dramicus
06-13-2003, 20:27
Friend Demon of Light before...
jones21
06-13-2003, 20:31
he fell into..
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-13-2003, 20:31
a vat of tasty
Matt Deckard
06-13-2003, 20:45
Cheesy Peas
Dramicus
06-13-2003, 20:47
where he started to...
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-13-2003, 20:55
procreate
Matt Deckard
06-13-2003, 20:57
Crapcakes
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-13-2003, 20:59
of deadly pathogenic
Matt Deckard
06-13-2003, 21:04
Mega Man-mess
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-13-2003, 21:08
The &#39;Mega man-mess&#39; (I feel ill now) began to
Demon of Light
06-13-2003, 21:25
metamorphasize
Monk
06-13-2003, 21:36
untill it reached the point it could
some_totalwar_dude
06-13-2003, 22:00
watch porn 24/7
Dramicus
06-13-2003, 22:21
Then Demon of light took the mighty sword of Dramicus and...
Ser Clegane
06-13-2003, 22:27
used it as a toothpick to remove
Dramicus
06-13-2003, 22:37
a big "nugget"...
some_totalwar_dude
06-13-2003, 22:37
pieces of solypsist from his theet
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-13-2003, 22:48
to prevent secondary
some_totalwar_dude
06-13-2003, 22:54
ban from the Tavern
Monk
06-13-2003, 22:59
. although successful he found to many
some_totalwar_dude
06-13-2003, 23:10
trees singing mary had a lamb
Demon of Light
06-14-2003, 03:40
(I&#39;d shoot some_totalwar_dude for saying "Solypsist" but then he&#39;d just drop it in his signature)
Demon of Light
06-14-2003, 03:43
. Using the giant Chainsaw of Dramicus,
Sigurd
06-14-2003, 09:27
the tree&#39;s song was soon overpowered by a one cylinder high rev. Roar as
some_totalwar_dude
06-14-2003, 11:56
birds starting to dance.

(dont worry Demon of Light, I&#39;ve got to delete my picture if I want another line out there.)
Dramicus
06-14-2003, 12:42
(lol, I was the one who started the whole shooting buisness, some hundred pages ago.... give or take.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
some_totalwar_dude
06-14-2003, 21:53
(lol http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

when suddenly
Monk
06-14-2003, 23:08
there was a great
Ser Clegane
06-14-2003, 23:51
eclipse and
Dramicus
06-15-2003, 02:29
suddenly Demon of Light burst into the room with dual ingrams and started capping people in slow-motion

(yes, I saw Matrix Reloaded today... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
Demon of Light
06-15-2003, 03:14
. Vignus the anvil thrower
Monk
06-15-2003, 04:30
decided to stop the Demon by
Demon of Light
06-15-2003, 04:39
grabbing an agent
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-15-2003, 09:38
and squeazing
Matt Deckard
06-15-2003, 11:42
his torso until
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-15-2003, 12:54
a strange coloured
Sigurd
06-15-2003, 13:02
liquid started to pour out of him
some_totalwar_dude
06-15-2003, 15:06
It was orangejuce
Dramicus
06-15-2003, 19:49
but the juce was infected with...
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-15-2003, 19:50
the Ebola virus
some_totalwar_dude
06-15-2003, 21:38
caused by monkeyman
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-15-2003, 21:40
starring in the film &#39;Outbreak&#39;.
Monk
06-15-2003, 22:29
Demon of Light noticed that the
Demon of Light
06-16-2003, 00:48
contaminated orange juice
Sigurd
06-16-2003, 00:51
was ALIVE as it
Monk
06-16-2003, 03:17
began to sing
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-16-2003, 07:19
the complete score to &#39;HMS Pinafore&#39;
Ser Clegane
06-16-2003, 07:46
with a bunch of bananas as background singers
Demon of Light
06-16-2003, 09:33
because nothing
some_totalwar_dude
06-16-2003, 10:06
could resist
Brutal DLX
06-16-2003, 10:15
my brutality.
Demon of Light
06-16-2003, 10:19
Dramicus
some_totalwar_dude
06-16-2003, 11:00
began to
Matt Deckard
06-16-2003, 20:58
masturbate ( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-16-2003, 21:01
violently(eeeeeew...)
Matt Deckard
06-16-2003, 21:10
in front of big king (this is taking a turn for the worse.......) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-16-2003, 21:13
and demanded money(way down...)
Matt Deckard
06-16-2003, 21:14
However, the mods came along and stopped us talking about this under penalty of death. This caused Tony the Frosties tiger to
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-16-2003, 21:16
blow
Matt Deckard
06-16-2003, 21:17
up a great balloon of death. So great was this balloon that
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-16-2003, 21:22
his lungs were irrepairably
Demon of Light
06-16-2003, 21:23
damaged and Dramicus stopped
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-16-2003, 21:26
grossing out Big King with his
Demon of Light
06-16-2003, 21:28
violent self-fornication. BigKing was so happy that
Matt Deckard
06-16-2003, 21:28
he bought a black hawk helicopter
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-16-2003, 21:28
he ran into the middle of
Demon of Light
06-16-2003, 21:34
some power lines.
some_totalwar_dude
06-16-2003, 21:36
BOOM uuuh guys, we have a black hawk down.. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-16-2003, 21:37
shouted the enormous
Demon of Light
06-16-2003, 22:30
troglodyte
Monk
06-17-2003, 00:56
who in his hurry to get away from the explosion,
Sigurd
06-17-2003, 03:03
accidentally lit a fart from an Amphicoelias with his new discovery; fire
Demon of Light
06-17-2003, 06:20
spewed
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-17-2003, 07:05
from all of his multitude
Brutal DLX
06-17-2003, 08:42
as Dramicus inhaled and
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-17-2003, 08:45
prepared for the impending
some_totalwar_dude
06-17-2003, 13:08
backdraft
Demon of Light
06-17-2003, 23:06
that would send him to
Monk
06-17-2003, 23:09
a far away land.
Demon of Light
06-17-2003, 23:12
In this far away land Dramicus discovered
Sigurd
06-17-2003, 23:33
a group of Argentinasaurus
Dramicus
06-18-2003, 01:45
(HOLY MOTHER F*^&#036;ing Sh* im gone two days and everything goes to hell... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )


While Dramicus was exploring the island Demon of light tried to out-do Dramicus by attempting to stop a chainsaw with his hands, that failing, he decided to attempt to halt it with his (rather small) genitals...

After the fountain of blood subsided, DOL realized that perhaps that wasnt such a good idea...

with his previous scheam in shambles (and partly on the floor beside him and alittle bit smeared over the walls) he decided to once again one-up on Dramicus by...


edit: oh and, no hard feelings... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-18-2003, 07:19
sleeping with his
Brutal DLX
06-18-2003, 09:19
right hand?
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-18-2003, 16:49
man,
Monk
06-18-2003, 18:19
was he in trouble now, for at this moment a
some_totalwar_dude
06-18-2003, 18:27
fluffy bunny called snufie
Monk
06-18-2003, 18:42
appeared in the distance
Ser Clegane
06-18-2003, 19:10
reciting the NY telephone book and
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
06-18-2003, 19:44
munching on
Dramicus
06-18-2003, 20:12
a giant piece of....
some_totalwar_dude
06-18-2003, 20:36
some_totalwar_dude
Ser Clegane
06-18-2003, 20:41
which caused a massive diarrhoea
some_totalwar_dude
06-18-2003, 21:07
this diarrhoea
Dramicus
06-18-2003, 23:06
was absolutely shocked at how the splleing in thas thrd haz dgraded soo badlie...
Monk
06-18-2003, 23:15
so it decided to get
Ser Clegane
06-18-2003, 23:19
so a spelling contest was proclaimed

(diarrhoea is the British spelling, diarrhea is American, in case you referred to that)
Demon of Light
06-19-2003, 00:07
(the trick Dramicus is to write SHORT phrases and still steer the flow of conversation into embarressing situations for me. If I wrote a paragraph, I too could do all manner of unpleasant things to you. SHORT phrases...

and no hard feelings http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif )
Sigurd
06-19-2003, 01:11
In the highlands of Scotland where a highland coo refereed
Dramicus
06-19-2003, 02:28
a match between Demon of light and....
Demon of Light
06-19-2003, 02:29
Dramicus
Dramicus
06-19-2003, 02:32
which was a duel fought out with...
Demon of Light
06-19-2003, 02:33
alphabetical letters.
Dramicus
06-19-2003, 02:35
which created imaginary...
Demon of Light
06-19-2003, 02:36
words like "apon".
Dramicus
06-19-2003, 02:40
(lol damn, I just realized that now.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif )
Demon of Light
06-19-2003, 02:42
The imaginary word "awating" was also flung
Dramicus
06-19-2003, 02:44
(alright, now your just taking cheap-shots.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif )

edit: ha ha (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=awaiting)
Demon of Light
06-19-2003, 02:47
(Well, I just thought that we shouldn&#39;t leave the job half done. I know you know awaiting is spelled "awaiting" and not "awating" so I thought I&#39;d point out the error.)


Edit: OK then. Looks like we&#39;re all done.
Dramicus
06-19-2003, 02:49
(sure, sure.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

Alright, new game

Its time to play: Spot my spelling errors

ok, who is up first?

rules Whenever you spot one of my spelling errors, announce it for all to see and I will add it to my count...

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Demon of Light
06-19-2003, 02:57
I am. I already won too. Check the sticky announcing custom titles. You&#39;ll find an UNEDITED post I made there in the middle of May. Read it.

Edit: I don&#39;t win. I&#39;m just ahead. Just saw the rules.
Dramicus
06-19-2003, 03:03
first of all, it is edited and #2 it does not count as I have already counted it....

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
Demon of Light
06-19-2003, 04:52
Where is Hooah when you need him?
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-19-2003, 07:42
proclaimed Big King, wanting to geting the thread back on topic
Brutal DLX
06-19-2003, 08:42
,then he sat down and had a banana
Ser Clegane
06-19-2003, 09:19
sing the national anthem for him
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-19-2003, 09:24
in a loud and rousing
Demon of Light
06-19-2003, 09:25
and boisterous
some_totalwar_dude
06-19-2003, 11:04
noise
Divine Wind
06-19-2003, 11:33
. This started a small
some_totalwar_dude
06-19-2003, 15:25
implosion witch created purple mushrooms
Ser Clegane
06-19-2003, 16:12
with intelligence
Dramicus
06-19-2003, 16:20
who decided to...
some_totalwar_dude
06-19-2003, 20:55
make the greatest donut ever made (on request of H.Simpson)
Dramicus
06-19-2003, 21:16
but suddenly...
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-19-2003, 21:26
POP
Dramicus
06-19-2003, 21:36
And then....
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-19-2003, 21:37
THWIPP
Dramicus
06-19-2003, 21:42
when...
some_totalwar_dude
06-19-2003, 22:24
Big King Sanctaphrax tries to steal the donut
Dramicus
06-19-2003, 23:57
which sounds like....

edit: LOL I just saw my post-count..... (666) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-20-2003, 07:10
Swoosh Grab &#39;Give that back, you bloody urchin&#39;
Rob The Bastard
06-20-2003, 08:36
roared the mushrooms ( magic mushrooms with intelligence)
Brutal DLX
06-20-2003, 10:28
as Captain Kirk suddenly appeared
Demon of Light
06-20-2003, 10:34
and asked the ever disposable ensign to
Ser Clegane
06-20-2003, 10:34
to establish formal first contact with the mushrooms
Ser Clegane
06-20-2003, 10:36
make the first approach
Dramicus
06-20-2003, 13:02
and break the seal...
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-20-2003, 13:32
of everlastingly silly
some_totalwar_dude
06-20-2003, 14:24
sillynes
Demon of Light
06-20-2003, 22:43
. The disposable ensign (anyone who watched Star Trek knows who and what I&#39;m talking about.)
Dramicus
06-21-2003, 02:26
then suddenly exploded in a violent flash, leaving little chunks of flesh everywhere...
MiniKiller
06-21-2003, 02:36
*ouch* cried one of the magical mushrooms
Monk
06-21-2003, 03:38
, the mushrooms then decided it was time for war and attacked
Sigurd
06-21-2003, 04:11
using their
MrNiceGuy
06-21-2003, 04:29
using their psycho-morphic rays and turned Kirk into T.J. Hooker...
Ser Clegane
06-21-2003, 07:23
whose ridiculous hairstyle shocked the mushrooms so much that
some_totalwar_dude
06-21-2003, 10:15
they went beserk and charged
Ser Clegane
06-21-2003, 11:14
and stomped the disposable ensign to death (surprise&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-21-2003, 11:17
before laviciously fondling
Ser Clegane
06-21-2003, 11:21
Kirk&#39;s toes
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-21-2003, 11:27
. Suddenly, Kirk&#39;s toes became effused with power and began
some_totalwar_dude
06-21-2003, 15:30
to break dance
chilliwilli
06-21-2003, 17:10
like there was no tommorow.
Monk
06-21-2003, 20:10
this outburst of dance confused the mushrooms so much that
some_totalwar_dude
06-21-2003, 20:14
they went home to watch the simpsons
Monk
06-21-2003, 20:16
with the mushrooms gone, it
Matt Deckard
06-21-2003, 20:18
Decided to settle down in a steady job and buy a house
some_totalwar_dude
06-21-2003, 20:54
but it didn&#39;t have any money
Ser Clegane
06-21-2003, 21:13
so it (what it??? ) decided to start a career as
some_totalwar_dude
06-21-2003, 21:20
SPAMMER

(maby it&#39;s sefan kings it)
Monk
06-21-2003, 21:31
one day while spaming it was crushed by a
Ser Clegane
06-21-2003, 21:42
titanic squirrel
Demon of Light
06-22-2003, 01:20
of gigantic proportions.
Monk
06-22-2003, 03:53
with it&#39;s last breath it tried to
Sigurd
06-22-2003, 04:05
utter the forbidden words that would make it a deity
Ser Clegane
06-22-2003, 07:16
but "Oh sh*t..." was all it managed to get out
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-22-2003, 10:51
before a tribe of violently opinionated
Ser Clegane
06-22-2003, 10:59
garden gnomes ("Gartenzwerge")
Dramicus
06-22-2003, 14:14
when a ginormusly massive....