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Ser Clegane
06-22-2003, 14:20
mole
Matt Deckard
06-22-2003, 14:21
Cadburys creme egg
some_totalwar_dude
06-22-2003, 20:16
dug a hole
Matt Deckard
06-22-2003, 20:19
in stainless steel
Matt Deckard
06-22-2003, 20:59
leprichauns
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-23-2003, 07:08
with 90% burns
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-23-2003, 07:42
Quote[/b] (jones21 @ June 23 2003,01:30)]on there
muffin-baskets
some_totalwar_dude
06-23-2003, 09:38
witch spontainilus(sp?) combusted
Demon of Light
06-23-2003, 09:43
leaving 200,000 berserker jarls
some_totalwar_dude
06-23-2003, 09:47
clean up the mess
Brutal DLX
06-23-2003, 10:22
but not before they had some iceceam first.
some_totalwar_dude
06-23-2003, 10:25
So the men started the biggest march of there lifes, the march to the nearest icecream shop
Demon of Light
06-23-2003, 10:31
. They hacked and slashed through
some_totalwar_dude
06-23-2003, 10:38
the people waiting in line for icecream
Demon of Light
06-23-2003, 10:52
Their leader, the fearless Sigurd Fafnesbane declared
Dramicus
06-23-2003, 12:03
an ultimatum...
some_totalwar_dude
06-23-2003, 14:15
give us your icecream or else...
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-23-2003, 14:38
this nun gets it
Dramicus
06-23-2003, 14:46
...in the.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-23-2003, 14:50
wimple( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
Matt Deckard
06-23-2003, 15:13
The shop owner wasnt having any of that, and pulled out a remington 12 gauge and blasted the nun into meaty chunks to show how 'ard he was. However, a rain of lightning come soon after causing
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-23-2003, 15:16
peace and love and wimpy fairies
Matt Deckard
06-23-2003, 15:17
but I came along and slashed all the fairies with a large, pointy sword. (how i loathe fairies....)
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-23-2003, 15:23
in response to Samurai's Furious fairy assault, a large
Ser Clegane
06-23-2003, 15:33
six-legged turtle appeared
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-23-2003, 15:34
to punish him for his naughty
Dîn-Heru
06-23-2003, 16:04
display
some_totalwar_dude
06-23-2003, 17:05
the turtle trampeld Samurai with his 6 feet. period http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
"wow" said the surprised Monk who sat in the corner,
some_totalwar_dude
06-23-2003, 20:24
and who watched the whole spectacle from a distance rather than being involved.
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-23-2003, 20:46
so that he could claim a
some_totalwar_dude
06-23-2003, 20:53
Damn some_totalwar_dude looks good prase http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Matt Deckard
06-23-2003, 20:55
but the prize was revocked as a result of his extreme ugliness (haha take that some_totalwar_dudes ego
some_totalwar_dude
06-23-2003, 20:59
Quote[/b] (Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom @ June 23 2003,21:55)]but the prize was revocked as a result of his extreme ugliness (haha take that some_totalwar_dudes ego
witch was still nothing compared to Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom ugliness...
and I smell better http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
Matt Deckard
06-23-2003, 21:05
Quote[/b] (some_totalwar_dude @ June 24 2003,02:59)]
Quote[/b] (Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom @ June 23 2003,21:55)]but the prize was revocked as a result of his extreme ugliness (haha take that some_totalwar_dudes ego
witch was still nothing compared to Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom ugliness...
and I smell better http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
but everyone who wast some_totalwar_dude was attracted to samurai (especially the men) Left with noting but his ugliness, some_totalwar_dude sought refuge in a
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-23-2003, 21:18
ELECTRIC GUITAR *Strums violently*
some_totalwar_dude
06-23-2003, 21:38
Quote[/b] (Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom @ June 23 2003,22:05)](especially the men)
What?? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif
ooh ooh ooh big kings right about guitare (I stoped playing 2 minutes ago http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-23-2003, 21:45
Quote[/b] (some_totalwar_dude @ June 23 2003,15:38)]
Quote[/b] (Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom @ June 23 2003,22:05)](especially the men)
What?? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif
ooh ooh ooh big kings right about guitare (I stoped playing 2 minutes ago http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
(I can't play, I'm not patient enough to learn. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif It just happens to be the coolest instrument ever)
(ok resuming)
King playing the guitar was releasing violent shockways that were
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-24-2003, 07:11
devastating yet strangely
some_totalwar_dude
06-24-2003, 08:14
attracting peolpe to listen (hey slipknot sells to http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
Brutal DLX
06-24-2003, 08:53
and become sick doing so
some_totalwar_dude
06-24-2003, 12:06
buuuuaaaarrgghhh (sound of people trowing up)
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-24-2003, 13:04
was heard uttered from
Dramicus
06-24-2003, 15:07
Demon of Light's...
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-24-2003, 15:31
mace of JUSTICE
Demon of Light
06-24-2003, 16:31
smote Dramicus.
(with thanks to BigKingSanctaphrax)
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-24-2003, 16:34
to the noggin( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
Dramicus
06-24-2003, 22:01
but the previous sentence did not make sense so..
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-24-2003, 22:03
The gods of grammar, SUBJECT and OBJECT
some_totalwar_dude
06-24-2003, 23:00
discualified
Demon of Light
06-25-2003, 05:18
it. This angered Sigurd Fafnesbane and his 200,000 berserker jarls so much that they
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-25-2003, 07:02
went on a pilgrimage
Brutal DLX
06-25-2003, 10:19
to the Holy Cunny Warren in Nordaland.
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-25-2003, 11:39
said the Jarls, as they entered the
Demon of Light
06-25-2003, 15:27
fine establishment.
(BigKing: Are you still doing outwar?)
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-25-2003, 15:30
The lovely ladies
(No, not really)
Dramicus
06-25-2003, 15:40
ran in terror as soon as they caught a glimps of Sigurd's "rugged" visage....
Demon of Light
06-25-2003, 16:20
Siugurd then
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-25-2003, 18:14
sat down and cried
some_totalwar_dude
06-25-2003, 20:20
I'll never get a girl
Matt Deckard
06-25-2003, 20:23
but smiled in the knowledge that he could get a guy
Demon of Light
06-25-2003, 22:23
Siugurd did all this while Sigurd Fafnesbane
(boy am I happy I misspelled his name a while back)
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-25-2003, 23:41
laughed at Siugurd's weak
FesterShinetop
06-26-2003, 01:37
brother, I wish
some_totalwar_dude
06-26-2003, 10:39
gay
FesterShinetop
06-26-2003, 16:03
like so many
some_totalwar_dude
06-26-2003, 21:58
Poor monk..
said some_totalwar_dude as he passed by going to a
_Martyr_
06-26-2003, 23:32
ballet rehersal... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
FesterShinetop
06-26-2003, 23:48
wearing his best pink tutu
Demon of Light
06-26-2003, 23:59
. Monk was just finishing his Almohad write-up when
(BigKingSanctaphrax: can I borrow the outwar account if you aren't uing it?)
FesterShinetop
06-27-2003, 00:00
a UFO appeared
Demon of Light
06-27-2003, 00:04
and stole Monk's write-up
Knowing how much it ment to everybody he jumped abord the UFO
(i think i might have that lying around here somwhere...i just forgot to post it, oops http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif )
FesterShinetop
06-27-2003, 01:05
ripping his pants in the process
With ripped pants Monk climbed inside and found there was
FesterShinetop
06-27-2003, 03:37
a Demon of Light
inside getting a anal probe
Brutal DLX
06-27-2003, 09:58
by Kenny and Jimbo.
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-27-2003, 10:54
Quote[/b] ](BigKingSanctaphrax: can I borrow the outwar account if you aren't uing it?)
(Sure)
The new ruling on sodomy meant
some_totalwar_dude
06-27-2003, 12:07
no tv in the weekends
Dîn-Heru
06-27-2003, 13:48
because (124)
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-27-2003, 14:29
the anal probe
Dîn-Heru
06-27-2003, 14:43
disturbed the (125)
The_Emperor
06-27-2003, 14:43
monkey
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-27-2003, 14:45
of ultimateness(409 Pwn8d )
The_Emperor
06-27-2003, 14:55
that then
Dramicus
06-27-2003, 15:43
created...
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-27-2003, 15:51
Dramicus' cousin( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
Matt Deckard
06-27-2003, 17:58
Dramicus' cousin was unfortunately a homosexual hillbillie, and demanded Dramiculs' hand in marraige
Monk who was standing in the door way laughed so hard he fell out the back of the UFO to his death, just then
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-27-2003, 18:26
the rest of Dramicus' West Virginian Hillbilly family
some_totalwar_dude
06-27-2003, 21:20
bombombombombom(drums building up the tension) ...approached... (tadaaaaaa)
FesterShinetop
06-27-2003, 23:58
and picked up the remains of Monk to
MrNiceGuy
06-28-2003, 00:41
For the nuptial feast in Vermont. Meanwhile back on the UFO
Demon of Light
06-28-2003, 01:30
former Vice-President Al Gore
devised a dastardly plan involving
Matt Deckard
06-28-2003, 11:09
chicken feed and cheap vodka
to get all the chickens in the world drunk
some_totalwar_dude
06-28-2003, 12:19
so they could
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-28-2003, 14:47
revolutionise the catering industry
FesterShinetop
06-28-2003, 14:56
with the aid of
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-28-2003, 15:10
Chinese Mecano
some_totalwar_dude
06-28-2003, 16:16
and mexican taco's
, just as he completed his plan he was smacked by
Matt Deckard
06-28-2003, 19:43
hedge weilding, blasphemous priests
Mori Zennousha
06-28-2003, 21:18
armed with spatulas and...
some_totalwar_dude
06-28-2003, 21:54
a toothpick
FesterShinetop
06-28-2003, 22:52
, but just before the final blow
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-28-2003, 23:02
blade-wimple wearing satan-nuns
FesterShinetop
06-28-2003, 23:06
parachuted in through the roof
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-28-2003, 23:12
all guns blazing(how cool are these nuns?)
The_Emperor
06-28-2003, 23:17
Afterwards, they did...
somthing...with the computor, the end result was a complet meltdown of a near-by nuclear power plant causing
The_Emperor
06-29-2003, 00:20
them to start flashing uncontrollably (Flashing Nuns? yeikes, lets hope they are not Mingers eh?)
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-29-2003, 09:58
The power plant staff were so
FesterShinetop
06-29-2003, 10:28
delighted
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-29-2003, 10:31
that they magnetised
and attracted metal objects
FesterShinetop
06-29-2003, 17:17
including
Brutal DLX
06-30-2003, 10:15
a "Nuns with Guns" plaque
some_totalwar_dude
06-30-2003, 12:26
rapapapa
The_Emperor
06-30-2003, 13:40
and a trophy
FesterShinetop
06-30-2003, 13:43
for biggest spammer which belongs to... (oohoooo)
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-30-2003, 13:50
ME
NagatsukaShumi
06-30-2003, 13:53
but
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-30-2003, 13:55
the nuns required
Divine Wind
06-30-2003, 14:11
a special device, which
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-30-2003, 14:15
exploited
Dramicus
06-30-2003, 15:20
the "oh, so sensitive..."
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-30-2003, 15:48
Dramicus( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
some_totalwar_dude
06-30-2003, 18:00
and filled his brains with
BAAAANNNNNNNNNZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIII
RAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHH
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
sorry continuing one word now..
amd filled his brains with......
sexual vitality
FesterShinetop
06-30-2003, 20:06
and some nice and juicy oranges
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-30-2003, 20:21
and some hobnob biscuits
Matt Deckard
06-30-2003, 20:34
and blazing squad songs on the hour, every hour
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-30-2003, 20:39
to torment him to the depths of insanity(poor Dramicus Major headache http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
Matt Deckard
06-30-2003, 20:44
The newly insane Dramicus (why do we always pick on him? ) Went on a spree du killing
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-30-2003, 20:55
DOWNTOWN
Matt Deckard
06-30-2003, 20:58
After cleaning up downtown, the cockney police came after him. He shouted: "its the filth" and run away
, while running he triped over a Dead monk and fell into
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-30-2003, 21:15
a Starbucks.
Matt Deckard
06-30-2003, 21:22
Starbucks treated him likea king, a big king if you will http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif . The gave him cups of coffee and bagels en mass but then the bill came grabbing his samurai sword...
Big King Sanctaphrax
06-30-2003, 22:01
scalding hot espresso Iced ridiculously-complicated-coffee
FesterShinetop
07-01-2003, 01:32
and two lumps of sugar
AggonyShim2
07-01-2003, 03:58
in (you guys have kind of taken the whole point out of the ONE word story http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif)
Brutal DLX
07-01-2003, 08:40
a
(ok, back to the roots)
some_totalwar_dude
07-01-2003, 09:14
candybar
(one word http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
FesterShinetop
07-01-2003, 13:49
with nice tables
(like this better http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
some_totalwar_dude
07-01-2003, 13:50
*slaps apache*
Quote[/b] ]with
nice
tables http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Lord De Moray
07-01-2003, 16:35
and
some
(how can a candybar have nice tables?)
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-01-2003, 17:21
expertise
*cant beat the good old shameless thread*
FesterShinetop
07-01-2003, 18:53
which
(a candybar... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif get it? Candy - Bar... well, I thought it was funny http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif )
was
(oh i see... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
FesterShinetop
07-01-2003, 19:18
shame
(Jag made a spelling mistake http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
some_totalwar_dude
07-01-2003, 21:34
to
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-01-2003, 21:51
praiseworthy
FesterShinetop
07-01-2003, 23:37
nuns with guns
* breaking the law... breaking the law http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif *
AggonyShim2
07-02-2003, 06:04
shot *moons apache*
Brutal DLX
07-02-2003, 09:31
rounds
Teutonic Knight
07-02-2003, 13:00
the *** http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
FesterShinetop
07-02-2003, 13:29
left
*yawn* (this is so boring... let's just use the short phrases, much more fun)
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-02-2003, 15:26
behind after the compulsory(Yeah, short phrase me do)
some_totalwar_dude
07-02-2003, 22:23
WHOOOOOOHOOOOOO
(I'm sorry I just came from a cafe and I'm quite drunk... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
FesterShinetop
07-02-2003, 22:41
shouted a rather drunk some_totalwar_dude
after returning from a cafe
FesterShinetop
07-02-2003, 22:47
where he drank 2 beers
FesterShinetop
07-02-2003, 23:17
milk. After leaving the bar
AggonyShim2
07-03-2003, 01:20
he
Hakonarson
07-03-2003, 01:41
scrotum
Mori Zennousha
07-03-2003, 04:34
... which made absolutely no sense http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif , so instead he... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-03-2003, 07:10
went on strike
Brutal DLX
07-03-2003, 08:33
for
(it's one word kids. you can't even stick to the rule for 2 days in a row, can you? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
FesterShinetop
07-03-2003, 09:11
more woman with
(no, can't help it... it's the flag I guess... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
Mori Zennousha
07-03-2003, 10:20
exceptionally... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif
FesterShinetop
07-03-2003, 10:25
hairy http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Mori Zennousha
07-03-2003, 10:27
, yet...
FesterShinetop
07-03-2003, 12:06
very attractive
Mori Zennousha
07-03-2003, 12:49
navels. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif
Mori Zennousha
07-03-2003, 16:24
adjust
some_totalwar_dude
07-03-2003, 16:49
his nipels
(clean again)
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-03-2003, 17:33
as part of an ancient
Lord De Moray
07-03-2003, 18:03
which....
Mori Zennousha
07-03-2003, 18:19
-hunt...
(as in witch-hunt... i know, i know... i'm trying to make something work here... any other ideas?) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif
Brutal DLX
07-04-2003, 10:02
that
FesterShinetop
07-04-2003, 10:07
stopped
FesterShinetop
07-04-2003, 10:18
and
Mori Zennousha
07-04-2003, 10:55
resulted in...
FesterShinetop
07-04-2003, 11:07
a huge mess
Mori Zennousha
07-04-2003, 12:05
which ignited...
FesterShinetop
07-04-2003, 13:03
the pope
The_Emperor
07-04-2003, 13:05
and
FesterShinetop
07-04-2003, 13:10
a guy named Sven
FesterShinetop
07-04-2003, 13:20
a green dwarf
FesterShinetop
07-04-2003, 13:46
. Tarquil was
Mori Zennousha
07-04-2003, 13:48
unusually
Divine Wind
07-04-2003, 16:25
, and this led him to perform strange
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-04-2003, 17:13
ritual lunches
Matt Deckard
07-04-2003, 18:05
Involving those women from late lunch
The_Emperor
07-04-2003, 18:11
and that guy from
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-04-2003, 18:12
the 'lightsaber kid' video
Matt Deckard
07-04-2003, 18:17
. Lightsaber kid and late lunch women set off on a magical quest to find the holy
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
07-04-2003, 18:20
lolypop
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-04-2003, 18:22
of Iron-man's
Matt Deckard
07-04-2003, 18:24
...nose
only to discover that it was
Matt Deckard
07-04-2003, 18:27
Jesus
--<-Dan The Dagger Man->--
07-04-2003, 18:49
's toe
FesterShinetop
07-04-2003, 19:48
they stepped on
, it was dark so they didnt see
FesterShinetop
07-05-2003, 00:31
Jesus just said:
Mori Zennousha
07-05-2003, 04:34
"Stupid open-toed sandals", and...
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif (sorry for the phrase; couldn't resist) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
FesterShinetop
07-05-2003, 18:40
went to the shoe store
The_Emperor
07-05-2003, 18:54
to buy some steel-toed boots
when they got there they found
Matt Deckard
07-05-2003, 20:56
Blasaphemy sandals
on the shelves next to the
Matt Deckard
07-05-2003, 21:31
Harry Potter books
Mori Zennousha
07-06-2003, 06:47
Fortunately,
Demon of Light
07-06-2003, 07:05
my friend
(BigKingSanctaphrax: would it be ok for me to get the info for the outwar account? Your 1 million dollars look pretty good...)
FesterShinetop
07-06-2003, 09:30
Big King Sanctaphranctabactabanx
Mori Zennousha
07-06-2003, 10:05
and Jesus
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-06-2003, 11:32
attended night school
Quote[/b] ](BigKingSanctaphrax: would it be ok for me to get the info for the outwar account? Your 1 million dollars look pretty good...)
Sure. I'll PM you the details
FesterShinetop
07-06-2003, 15:17
where Big King Sanctaphranctabactabanx
Matt Deckard
07-06-2003, 15:54
Learnt how to speak ancient hybrew
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