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LeeJackson
07-23-2003, 07:40
brought the mojo
Sainika
07-23-2003, 08:11
tired but happy
Demon of Light
07-23-2003, 08:47
(Burn in Hell Sinners&#33http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Efrem Da King
07-23-2003, 09:35
To sleep. But...
Divine Wind
07-23-2003, 10:01
this prompted an evil
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-23-2003, 10:58
chocolate company
Efrem Da King
07-23-2003, 11:27
to order a ww1 style attack on notrdame.
Sainika
07-23-2003, 12:38
megatons of liquid chocolate covered the peaks of Notre-dame
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-23-2003, 18:05
horribly drowning
Monk
07-23-2003, 18:08
Demon of Light as he screamed "ahhhh"
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-23-2003, 18:11
'See you in hell'
Monk
07-23-2003, 18:20
'actualy i think im ok'
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-23-2003, 18:22
'Be still, sweet Concorde'
LeeJackson
07-23-2003, 19:33
As the choclate hardened
Demon of Light
07-24-2003, 00:32
Demon of Light escaped
Sigurd
07-24-2003, 01:01
only to be confronted by him whose name can not be mentioned
Demon of Light
07-24-2003, 01:02
Demon of Light asked Sigurd Fafnesbane and his 500 berserker jarls for help against the Nameless One
Sigurd
07-24-2003, 01:13
Not only Sigurd would aid in such a hero making adventure, but also all the Berserker clans joined up. The Jomsviking Jarls, All the Orkney chieftains and the entire army of Shetland also enlisted making a final army of 500 000 magnificent Norse warriors…
LeeJackson
07-24-2003, 02:59
to attack a small bakery in north Georgia (US)
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-24-2003, 11:40
where the nameless one, AKA
Demon of Light
07-24-2003, 11:43
He who's name shall never be spoken, was located
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-24-2003, 11:45
along with his 'posse'
Demon of Light
07-24-2003, 11:46
. Demon of Light, Sigurd Fafnesbane and all 500,000 warriors converged on the Nameless one only to find that they were not the only army that had been raised.
Sainika
07-24-2003, 17:11
also there is a big army of forest squirrels led by
Monk
07-24-2003, 18:09
the one and only
Dramicus
07-24-2003, 18:29
"who the hell is the nameless one?" asked...

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
Monk
07-24-2003, 18:46
Dramicus who was now very angry and about to
LeeJackson
07-24-2003, 19:10
taunt the squirrel army
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-24-2003, 20:17
into a nuclear
Monk
07-24-2003, 20:24
death match. But then Knight yellow did the Humane thing,

( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-24-2003, 20:25
and disarmed...in their general direction
Monk
07-24-2003, 20:36
thousands of squirrels then attacked
LeeJackson
07-24-2003, 20:37
. The nuts were scared.
Sigurd
07-25-2003, 02:10
The mighty army of Norse warriors saw the squirrels attacking and beat their shields with their weapon of choice. The mighty thunder of 500 000 shields broke the enraged squirrels, sending them…
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-25-2003, 17:21
expensive presents
FesterShinetop
07-25-2003, 19:50
from all over the world.
LeeJackson
07-25-2003, 20:03
Like mars bars.
Monk
07-25-2003, 20:11
While the squirrels were preoccupied with the presents, the Norse warriors
LeeJackson
07-25-2003, 20:11
looked over their shoulders to see
Monk
07-25-2003, 20:14
a very short and angry
FesterShinetop
07-25-2003, 23:20
Smurf
LeeJackson
07-26-2003, 01:29
It was papa smurf and he was holding
Efrem Da King
07-26-2003, 02:07
Many many sticks.
Sigurd
07-26-2003, 03:46
Suddenly a voice boomed from heaven; you have collected sticks on the Sabbath, therefore you must surely die.
Demon of Light
07-26-2003, 06:48
Zeus threw a lightning bolt at Papa Smurf and the battle between Man and Squirrel raged on.
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-26-2003, 11:12
Casualties were
Sainika
07-26-2003, 11:43
disastrous as all the nuts were eaten by Norse men while squirrels tried to win the battle fighting with Sigurd and his guard.
Efrem Da King
07-26-2003, 12:02
But then the sticks became snakes on crack and eat the squirrles.
Sainika
07-26-2003, 16:31
After the fighters have eaten each other, the silence covered the sky. Only
LeeJackson
07-26-2003, 17:45
Papa Smurf remained
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-26-2003, 17:54
clutching his faithful
Monk
07-26-2003, 18:27
majic mushroom
LeeJackson
07-26-2003, 22:40
. The Magic Mushroom was
FesterShinetop
07-27-2003, 00:22
smurfed into smurf
Monk
07-27-2003, 02:30
and everything was
Sigurd
07-27-2003, 05:26
magically back to what is was, just before the squirells attacked
LeeJackson
07-27-2003, 09:47
. Which left the squirells
Demon of Light
07-27-2003, 10:28
at the eve of their conflict with the great Norse army.
FesterShinetop
07-27-2003, 14:20
Meanwhile, in a remote part of our earth...
the Black Prince
07-27-2003, 14:51
the Black Prince raised an army of
Monk
07-27-2003, 19:28
angry Trees
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-27-2003, 19:34
to tickle
Monk
07-27-2003, 19:56
any woodland creatures that were to be found
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-27-2003, 22:00
2000 feet
DemonArchangel
07-27-2003, 22:08
shameless SPAM http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
LeeJackson
07-28-2003, 03:04
The Shamless Spam was angry and wore no clothes
Demon of Light
07-28-2003, 06:11
leaving him vulnerable to the tickling tree army.
Sainika
07-28-2003, 08:00
But Shameless Spam had a secret weapon against the trees. It was
Sigurd
07-28-2003, 08:25
the Swedish Chainsaw of Death, with the security warning: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
Demon of Light
07-28-2003, 09:05
But Shameless Spam had never had any intention of using his own hands and genitals to stop the chainsaw.
Sigurd
07-28-2003, 09:16
(you never know with swedes... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
Nevertheless, the trees seeing the terrifying weapon
Demon of Light
07-28-2003, 09:24
turned as one to join their squirrel brothers now locked in combat against the Norse army.
Sigurd
07-28-2003, 09:32
Shameless Spam saw his opportunity as his favorite snack was squirrel kebab (diced squirrel on a stick) and
Demon of Light
07-28-2003, 09:41
joined Sigurd Fafnesbane and the Demon of Light in their fight against the forces of the Black Prince and the Nameless One.
LeeJackson
07-28-2003, 10:15
Then off in the distance a phone rang
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-28-2003, 12:03
It was the Queen of England
FesterShinetop
07-28-2003, 14:06
looking for
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-28-2003, 14:17
a military pain beam
Sainika
07-29-2003, 15:55
she lost it while was playing golf with Shameless Spam
Brother Derfel
07-29-2003, 16:24
who made a birdie
MarkF
07-29-2003, 17:06
on the fourteenth hole. But neither
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-29-2003, 18:04
a forest fire
LeeJackson
07-29-2003, 19:05
or snow could keep
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-29-2003, 19:19
these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
plzhelp
07-29-2003, 20:55
Bob the Builder
Monk
07-29-2003, 20:56
came out of his house
plzhelp
07-30-2003, 00:40
went to the outhouse
LeeJackson
07-30-2003, 06:36
and pissed on the Shameless Spam
Sainika
07-30-2003, 07:42
Shameless Spam was shocked, English queen applauded and Bob the Builder got happy.
plzhelp
07-30-2003, 18:42
*not part of story*
Please define "got happy." http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif
Sainika
07-30-2003, 20:09
"not the part of the story"
became calm and full of smilies as his plan succeded http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
plzhelp
07-30-2003, 20:14
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/shock.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/flirt.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wacko.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif
^smilies
Sainika
07-30-2003, 20:19
Choose one which defines exactly "happy" for you
Mine is http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smokin.gif
or may be http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/pat.gif
LeeJackson
07-30-2003, 20:21
Happy Bob did a happy jig on
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-30-2003, 22:21
Lenin's tomb
Sigurd
07-31-2003, 09:25
only to awaken the mighty rage of 1000 nearby Bolsheviks.
Big King Sanctaphrax
07-31-2003, 11:23
The irritated revolutionaries
Sainika
07-31-2003, 12:53
dancing techno
the Black Prince
07-31-2003, 21:52
in red square
LeeJackson
07-31-2003, 22:04
This awoke the badly embalmed Stalin.
Dramicus
07-31-2003, 22:09
who then proceeded to....
Demon of Light
07-31-2003, 22:39
order the death of Bob the Builder. The 1000 irate Bolsheveks built a gallows while Shameless Spam looked on in silent satisfaction.
Brother Derfel
07-31-2003, 23:14
and Bob the builder was hung and there was great celebration http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
LeeJackson
07-31-2003, 23:20
But there was no joy in mudville
plzhelp
08-01-2003, 01:11
because the little boy has struck out
LeeJackson
08-01-2003, 01:41
and will never
plzhelp
08-01-2003, 01:43
GET A JOB IN THIS TOWN AGAIN http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif
LeeJackson
08-01-2003, 06:26
But he might get a job
Sigurd
08-01-2003, 08:28
in s**tville
plzhelp
08-02-2003, 21:24
Where everyone is required by law to use outhouses.
Sigurd
08-04-2003, 02:33
Along came a dude with a fishhead
Postino
08-04-2003, 03:59
and he said HOLY CHRIST this is still going

( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif )
plzhelp
08-04-2003, 19:10
and the people of shitville replied
the Black Prince
08-05-2003, 13:35
yeah so what?
Efrem Da King
08-05-2003, 22:24
And then they had a disco party. But...
plzhelp
08-06-2003, 00:11
Postino tried to ruin it with punk rock music
Sigurd
08-06-2003, 04:09
but to no avail, they all discoed no matter what music was playing.
plzhelp
08-06-2003, 19:29
so the exasperated Postino went on to
Efrem Da King
08-07-2003, 08:13
a druken drugfest.
the Black Prince
08-07-2003, 11:25
and went out of his head
plzhelp
08-07-2003, 13:04
and met up with the fat kid who used to stare at him in the locker room
some_totalwar_dude
08-07-2003, 22:16
And ate him

(holy crap i've been gone for 2 weeks and this tread counts 15 new pages or so http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif ) (p.s did I miss something important?)
Demon of Light
08-07-2003, 23:06
(Yeah. I shot you http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif )
plzhelp
08-08-2003, 02:26
for lunch
LittleGrizzly
08-08-2003, 02:59
but then needed the outhouse but they were full so he.....
Sigurd
08-08-2003, 09:08
took the next shuttle to the moon
some_totalwar_dude
08-08-2003, 16:42
Quote[/b] (Demon of Light @ Aug. 08 2003,00:06)](Yeah. I shot you http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif )
(cool http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )

to celebrate the comming
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-08-2003, 19:33
of the trunctuated
Sjakihata
08-08-2003, 22:43
admin who closed this topic http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
Sigurd
08-09-2003, 05:34
All were gathered in Mare Crisium and looked steadfastly into the starry vacuum.
some_totalwar_dude
08-09-2003, 10:55
suddenly a monkey climed up the wing
Emp.Dacosta
08-09-2003, 11:24
and put his hand through the window
Teutonic Knight
08-09-2003, 14:06
and let out a big wet fart
plzhelp
08-09-2003, 18:14
That caused everyone in the immediate vicinity to spontaneously combust
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-09-2003, 20:15
making it plain that
Demon of Light
08-10-2003, 01:34
there is no spoon.
plzhelp
08-10-2003, 01:36
so he picks up a fork
Sigurd
08-10-2003, 10:00
and throws it
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-10-2003, 11:02
at the confused
Demon of Light
08-10-2003, 16:18
DEATH_OF_WORLDS
plzhelp
08-10-2003, 19:30
who is impaled through the spleen by this malicious instrument of dining
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-10-2003, 22:17
causing severe internal
Sigurd
08-10-2003, 23:57
and external
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-11-2003, 00:09
crippling depression
DemonArchangel
08-11-2003, 00:45
f**k a f**King duck
plzhelp
08-11-2003, 00:56
named soly http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
some_totalwar_dude
08-11-2003, 16:21
*shoots plzhelp for saying the forbidden name* *shoots himself for shooting plzhelp and to achive his montly quotum*

flew
plzhelp
08-11-2003, 20:59
*holds up his shield with the picture of Gregoshi on it and bullet screams and melts* http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

under
Sigurd
08-12-2003, 06:01
the moon
the Black Prince
08-12-2003, 13:27
and got lost
plzhelp
08-13-2003, 01:02
cruising for chicks
Emp.Dacosta
08-13-2003, 12:04
in the south pole
some_totalwar_dude
08-13-2003, 16:45
but he could only find female pinguins (sp?)

(oh dear it's getting nasty now http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif )
plzhelp
08-13-2003, 21:02
so he and the penguin went back to his...igloo http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
(or should that be scientific outpost?)
Emp.Dacosta
08-13-2003, 21:02
and he went out again
plzhelp
08-14-2003, 01:16
without the penguin
Sigurd
08-14-2003, 06:42
inside on the hearth a stew was bubbling
Emp.Dacosta
08-14-2003, 08:24
he dipped his head inside the broth
plzhelp
08-14-2003, 20:52
And his hair caught on fire.
Emp.Dacosta
08-14-2003, 21:13
He poured diesel to wash it off..
plzhelp
08-14-2003, 22:35
because he thought it was water
Sigurd
08-15-2003, 03:32
needless to say, a lot of ice melted that day.
Efrem Da King
08-15-2003, 12:30
Meanwhile the penguin escaped from the underground dugeon where he was being held as a spy.
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-15-2003, 12:34
by the evil Doctor
_Martyr_
08-15-2003, 13:14
Robotnik
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-15-2003, 17:50
of eggs
plzhelp
08-15-2003, 21:18
Benedict
Dramicus
08-15-2003, 22:02
When suddenly Dramicus's TV exploded which caused the whole of North America to lose power... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
plzhelp
08-15-2003, 23:29
That's when Batman came
Emp.Dacosta
08-15-2003, 23:38
Batman blamed it on canada. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
_Martyr_
08-16-2003, 00:28
Fried sausages mage good
Efrem Da King
08-16-2003, 03:50
said the crazy hermit.
Sigurd
08-16-2003, 05:38
Way, way up north, on the top of the world
Efrem Da King
08-16-2003, 08:52
stood a chocolate factory. But this was no ordinary chocolate factory.
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-16-2003, 10:53
...It was the UN chocolate factory
plzhelp
08-16-2003, 17:19
So Germany and France threatened to veto any major chocolate production
DemonArchangel
08-16-2003, 18:18
fjaksj
DemonArchangel
08-16-2003, 18:18
aajk
Sigurd
08-17-2003, 10:07
Quote[/b] (DemonArchangel @ Aug. 17 2003,02:18)]aajk
(Ok, now we’re just being silly http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif )

that didn't come out of this chocolate production factory way, way up north on Norwegian soil.
plzhelp
08-17-2003, 15:52
And when America and England invaded Norway, France was afraid we wouldn't honor their chocolate contracts.
Emp.Dacosta
08-17-2003, 16:46
so
some_totalwar_dude
08-18-2003, 16:35
they treatend to start a huge export of french cheese to the states
the Black Prince
08-18-2003, 18:11
causing mass panic because
plzhelp
08-18-2003, 22:12
everyone knows their cheese contains chemical agents that make you love terrorists http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Sigurd
08-19-2003, 00:15
the English laughed at the American sods
DemonArchangel
08-19-2003, 00:50
F**K
plzhelp
08-19-2003, 00:55
YOU" said the justifiably angry Americans back the dumb Brits
LeeJackson
08-19-2003, 03:43
Then water fell and put out the useless flame.
Sigurd
08-19-2003, 07:25
This resulted in the joint US/UK invasion force slaughtering each other. The Norwegian resistance laughed
some_totalwar_dude
08-19-2003, 16:35
*HOHOHO*
the Black Prince
08-19-2003, 22:12
they said, and watched as the brits
plzhelp
08-19-2003, 22:20
get slaughtered by their superior American "allies"
LeeJackson
08-20-2003, 19:35
So all the iteligent people left for mars
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:27
and
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:28
thought
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:28
this
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:29
was
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:29
suppose
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:30
to
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:30
be
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:30
one
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:31
word
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:32
per
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:32
post
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:33
dumb asses http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
plzhelp
08-20-2003, 20:42
Quote[/b] (daveinkorea @ Aug. 20 2003,15:33)]dumb asses http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
(That's two words http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/dizzy.gif)

However
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 20:44
three
plzhelp
08-20-2003, 20:51
geniuses
Devastatin Dave
08-20-2003, 21:04
removed
LeeJackson
08-20-2003, 21:15
from
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-20-2003, 21:55
jail (we have experimented extensively, and this way is both boring and spammier)
LittleGrizzly
08-20-2003, 22:06
and
Sigurd
08-20-2003, 23:39
(one word only → make me...)
took the long trip around Jupiter, Saturn and UrAnus before returning to
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-20-2003, 23:50
the restauraunt at the end of the universe
Brutal DLX
08-20-2003, 23:51
run by me making my comeback as chef.
Shahed
08-20-2003, 23:59
making Schnitzel a la Diablo (with Tabasco) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/joker.gif
plzhelp
08-21-2003, 00:08
with frogbeastegg
Efrem Da King
08-21-2003, 00:26
monkey covered in chocolate.
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-21-2003, 00:37
This insane combination
Efrem Da King
08-21-2003, 00:48
of
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-21-2003, 00:56
resteraunts, frogs and choco-monkeys
plzhelp
08-21-2003, 01:21
created an explosion equal to that of 1000 Hydrogen bombs
Sigurd
08-21-2003, 01:26
leaving DLX’s restaurant and nearby moons in
Efrem Da King
08-21-2003, 02:33
a covering of cheda cheese.
LeeJackson
08-21-2003, 08:34
Then the cows came home
some_totalwar_dude
08-21-2003, 12:16
they liked cheda cheese

(WHOOOOOHOOOOOO 200 PAGES http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif )
LittleGrizzly
08-21-2003, 12:29
but were fed up with the shoddy service they received...
some_totalwar_dude
08-21-2003, 12:33
so they planned a suprise strike
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-21-2003, 12:39
on the library
LeeJackson
08-21-2003, 18:37
. But the books where
Ser Clegane
08-21-2003, 18:43
so boring that
AggonyShim2
08-21-2003, 20:47
poo
plzhelp
08-21-2003, 20:59
was more interesting
LeeJackson
08-21-2003, 21:07
Good thing
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-21-2003, 22:14
That the fantastic
Sigurd
08-22-2003, 04:39
four
Efrem Da King
08-22-2003, 07:23
raped
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-22-2003, 13:20
a horse
LeeJackson
08-22-2003, 19:25
in Las vegas
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-22-2003, 20:17
' famous
LeeJackson
08-22-2003, 20:53
fish
Big King Sanctaphrax
08-22-2003, 20:57
of drunken
plzhelp
08-22-2003, 21:04
frogs
some_totalwar_dude
08-22-2003, 21:44
patatoe
plzhelp
08-22-2003, 23:23
peels
LittleGrizzly
08-23-2003, 02:31
armed with...
TheSilverKnight
08-23-2003, 02:40
blue carrots
Sigurd
08-23-2003, 04:16
and turquoise swede
Efrem Da King
08-23-2003, 04:19
monkeys
LeeJackson
08-23-2003, 07:20
that