1 Word Story

[Demon of Light]

(It's been a pleasure spamming with you sir.)

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (Demon of Light @ May 08 2004,01:22)](that's 50. Maybe later we can work on getting me to overtake him in the Word association thread)

. Snowhobbit's fate was on the line. What happened next was shocking.
Stay tuned for the next installment

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Quote[/b] (Demon of Light @ May 08 2004,01:24)](It's been a pleasure spamming with you sir.)
(And you, my good man. I bid you adieu. Have fun wherever you're going http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif )

[Snowhobbit]

Which is

[octavian]

really

[Snowhobbit]

not

[Tricky Lady]

interesting

[Snowhobbit]

at all

[The Wizard]

. However, the great

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Hobgoblin

[The Wizard]

reduced the number of

[Somebody Else]

peanuts

[Snowhobbit]

to eight

[Somebody Else]

and a half

[Snowhobbit]

then he

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

tickled

[YAKOBU]

his

[Axeknight]

pixie ladyfriend, who then

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

fellated

[The Wizard]

(that, good man, is a strange verb...)

[The Wizard]

the big

[JAG]

spammers

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

outrageous

[The Wizard]

-ly with a giant

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

corn cob

[octavian]

that was grown in

[The Wizard]

Dallas Texas, Redleg's backyard

[Tricky Lady]

where

[The Wizard]

there were a lot of

[Tricky Lady]

mentally ill

[John86]

bananas

[octavian]

as well as sand

[John86]

dwelling liberals

[son of spam]

crossing the road

[octavian]

only to get hit by gas guzzling suv's

[Demon of Light]

. And so it was that

[Tricky Lady]

our dear

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

watermelon

[JAG]

Crunching

[Tricky Lady]

hero

[gaelic cowboy]

Who shall forever hence be known as

[JAG]

gaJ

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

'iror,q'boz, of mondar

[Somebody Else]

Ltd.

[octavian]

. anyways said

[Gawain of Orkeny]

Gah

[octavian]

the king of polls

[The Wizard]

lead his people,

[JAG]

To the promised land

[John86]

which promised

[Finn]

milk and cookies

[John86]

but they were only for Santa http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/mecry.gif

[Finn]

and a carrot for rudolph

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

, who's sudden divorce

[Tricky Lady]

made him

[John86]

turn into a pineapple

[Finn]

whilst singing

[Tricky Lady]

christmas songs

[gaelic cowboy]

badly

[Tricky Lady]

. He remembered

[Snowhobbit]

how it was

[ThijsP]

to be

[Snowhobbit]

or not

[Tricky Lady]

to be

[John86]

that is

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

insane

[John86]

with pineapples and

[octavian]

champagne

[Haethurn]

perhaps even

[octavian]

a window pane http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-inquisitive.gif

[The Wizard]

with a sweet

[YAKOBU]

coating of..................

[gaelic cowboy]

frosted shreddies

[TheSilverKnight]

and so

[TheSilverKnight]

Rudolph

[TheSilverKnight]

said

[TheSilverKnight]

"This is Fun"

[octavian]

the

[octavian]

silver knight

[octavian]

quadruple

[octavian]

posted

[octavian]

screamed octavian

[YAKOBU]

but was disappointed not to make a sextuple lol

[octavian]

Quote[/b] (TheSilverKnight @ May 11 2004,08:05)]"This is Fun"
to santa

[Tricky Lady]

's mean

[YAKOBU]

helper

[Tricky Lady]

. After

[Finn]

all

[gaelic cowboy]

THE

[Axeknight]

confusion,

[octavian]

octavian tried to triple post

[A.Saturnus]

That´s the second time I´m posting in this thread. Fear the third one http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-evilgrin.gif

[octavian]

*trembling* yes, o-o-oh master saturnus, we s-s-s-shall d-d-do as you say http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/ht_bow.gif










http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/gc-stupid.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[The Wizard]

OMG A. Saturnus is SPAMMING http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

my world caves in... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/ht_fainting.gif

[octavian]

Quote[/b] (The Wizard @ May 11 2004,14:01)]OMG A. Saturnus is SPAMMING http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif

my world caves in... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/ht_fainting.gif
lol, but lets restart the story



octavian tried to triple post

[Tricky Lady]

in

[JAG]

OMG the thread has moved.

[The Wizard]

(/me slaps JAG)

the great empire of KFC

[JAG]

must be getting used to this thread as it has been brought up so many times,

[Gawain of Orkeny]

To change the name of theis thread to one that more effectivly describes it.

[Gawain of Orkeny]

To change the name of theis thread to one that more effectivly describes it.

[JAG]

Wow said

[The Wizard]

sideshow bob

[octavian]

gawain posted the same thing twice

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

under

[Kaiser of Arabia]

a topic with Gonereahha

[Demon of Light]

(Demon of Light shoots Caporegime1984 for ...ummm...no good reason. Although making Demon of Light think about gonorhea certainly would qualify by itself)

[Kaiser of Arabia]

(capo thanks demon for puting him out of his misery)

[John86]

(and now back to the story)




Pineapples

[octavian]

are

[Kaiser of Arabia]

maliciously

[octavian]

plotting

[TheSilverKnight]

Hitler's

[octavian]

resurection

[YAKOBU]

from

[Finn]

beyond

[YAKOBU]

the

[Finn]

veil

[ThijsP]

because

[octavian]

all pineapples are nazi

[YAKOBU]

loving fruit.

[The Wizard]

Moreover, this story now requires

[Tricky Lady]

some

[Axeknight]

excitement, in the form of

[octavian]

soly's babes

[Tricky Lady]

who

[octavian]

are really hot

[The Wizard]

from bbq sauce

[octavian]

and silicone

[Tricky Lady]

but ain't

[octavian]

very

[Kaiser of Arabia]

nostalgic

[octavian]

memories

[Demon of Light]

. Soly's babes also

[octavian]

like BKS

[Finn]

whilst

[Shahed]

Finn

[Finn]

is in their opinion, the sexiest guy alive. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/idea.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[YAKOBU]

Modesty not being

[octavian]

one of his virtues

[YAKOBU]

along with

[The Wizard]

a liking of

[Tricky Lady]

dirty

[The Wizard]

magazines. so now, the

[Tricky Lady]

bastard

[Axeknight]

has gone and

[octavian]

made out with

[Tricky Lady]

another

[Axeknight]

ostrich. The child was

[The Wizard]

quite clearly

[Tricky Lady]

playing

[The Wizard]

with a gigantic

[Tricky Lady]

fake

[octavian]

ostrich with fins

[Tricky Lady]

yellowish

[Finn]

tinge

{and OI http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif )

[Tricky Lady]

. Unfortunately,

[Finn]

the

[Tricky Lady]

sad

[Finn]

penguins

[John86]

ate too many

[Demon of Light]

and

[Leet Eriksson]

got stomach ache

[octavian]

and puked their puny guts out all over the

[Finn]

armadillo

[YAKOBU]

who

[ThijsP]

liked it.

[Finn]

. Meanwhile

[YAKOBU]

back

[Finn]

in

[YAKOBU]

the land of................

(just me and thee Finn http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wave.gif )

[Finn]

Onomatapoea

{well imbetween bouts of supposeduly working anyway http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif }

[Tricky Lady]

the armadillo

[Finn]

opened

[ThijsP]

the door

[Finn]

to

[ThijsP]

a world of

[YAKOBU]

total

[The Wizard]

KFC domination http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/bigthumb.gif

[Axeknight]

Somewhere else, however, there was

[Seven.the.Hun]

SILENCE
HA

[ThijsP]

Except

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

obese

[Tricky Lady]

bulldogs

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
crawling http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
_

[octavian]

were disturbing ths silence by

[John86]

eating fresh

[octavian]

grasshoppers

[son of spam]

on speed

[Tricky Lady]

. The fresh

[The Wizard]

ranch salad dressing

[ThijsP]

on the grasshoppers

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
hardly
-

[The Wizard]

was enough for

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
satisfying the
_

[The Wizard]

appetite of the amazing

[Somebody Else]

Maurice

[octavian]

, one of the obese bulldogs

[ThijsP]

actually was

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
lusty for
_

[Tricky Lady]

more

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
and even more http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif
_

[YAKOBU]

and then some

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
Nevertheless
_

[RisingSun]

Maurice

[YAKOBU]

decided

[Leet Eriksson]

to

[YAKOBU]

finish

[ThijsP]

it. So he

[Tricky Lady]

this

[Somebody Else]

malevolant

[John86]

case

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
finally
_

[Leet Eriksson]

ended

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
with
_

[Kaiser of Arabia]

the death of

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
the unfateful
_

[Leet Eriksson]

1 word story thread....

http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/tongue.gif

Lets all start with a new one:

Once..

[Finn]

upon

[YAKOBU]

a time

[Finn]

in

[YAKOBU]

a land

[Finn]

far, far, away

[Seven.the.Hun]

I

[YAKOBU]

beheld

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
this
_

[YAKOBU]

magnificent

[Finn]

artifact

[ThijsP]

. With

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
the help of
_

[YAKOBU]

a few

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
yet effective
_

[Axeknight]

unicorn tamers,

[YAKOBU]

accompanied by

[Finn]

lord

[Tricky Lady]

Ovaat

[ThijsP]

we

[Tricky Lady]

filled

[Somebody Else]

a google of sandbags

[Tricky Lady]

and sat

[The Wizard]

on the big cushions in the Google HQ.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

The luxurious

[The Wizard]

10,000th post in the one word story

[John86]

will come soon

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
with
_

[The Wizard]

great

[Finn]

expectations

[YAKOBU]

held

[Finn]

by

[YAKOBU]

all.